my blazer enjoys telling a good joke
 

and heres the joke.

http://i1089.photobucket.com/albums/...azer/001-1.jpg

Congrats! You will never need gas ever again.

lol yeah as long as you can go down hill with a tail wind and the truck shut off you might be able to actually get 99 mpg, but even then it would be a struggle to get that with the blazer.

Very true, blazers arn't exatly known for their gas milage.

Thats great... hahaha Who needs a Volt where you can have the 99 mpg blazer

Actually, very easy to do. Get up to about 90 mph, take your foot off the gas and coast. It'll eventually get up that high.

Yes, I've done it more than a few times. If you want the real story, let's see a pic of the average mpg's. I've got a pic some place of the average mpg on an up armored Suburan I drove in Iraq a few years back.

3.6 mpg's. Just glad I wasn't paying for the fuel.

If you reset it right while coasting from 90, you can get pretty high AVG ECON :P

Dang, wish I could get 99mpg.

lol yeah my average right now is about 18. but to get the 99 mpg i think i was coasting at 60. when you see the 99 your wallet doesn't hurt as much as when you see 5 while driving up a hill.