I have always compared vehicles crap to the crap of women (cause I am a woman so I no exactly how we are LOL) when they aint running well, they are menstruating..when they break down, early/on time/late menopause moment (works well with overheatting issues too cause its the "hot flashes"...so I say it makes totally sense that they are generally referred to as a female...Ive had Bertha, Besty and Buela so when Bytchn Beast came about it was like meant to be as it stayed with the B pattern..and we all no why I chose the letter "B" LMAO

 

I dont really have a name for her,but when shes giving me a good day,i call her baby,when i do talk to her. When shes menestrating i call her a whiney lil bitch. Ive got her pretty tamed. Now if she could fetch me a sandwich and give me special things when i needed it on demand,Then i guess i wouldnt need my blazer..


wait...we talking about blazers and not our girlfriends?

I call my blazer " Badassmofawka"
Kay

 

hahah ^^^^ this made my day

 

My Blazer is called The Squeker because of all the noises in it and my wife's Envol XL. Is called The Short Bus because it seats 7.

 

I've posted many times at my blazers name: CB.
I sent a pic of it the day I got it to my girlfriend Sarah. She looked & said "oh a cranberry blazer!" I said OMFG could you have picked a gayer name for it?! She said but it's cute. Oh NO The Cute Cranberry Blazer I'm going to puke now!

So I <cough> we, settled on CB. CB is not a female name/nic, more my buddy as we go to haul rice out of a ditch, tow a boat, haul *** on the road or highway to go see Sarah. CB is my buddy & like most buddies needs help along the way.

Although ..... I can totally relate to the female nics & meanings, PMS, hot flashes, moody, STUBBORN etc etc, picky about food (fuel) chocolate or veggies to a woman. Being pampered - well that's an entire new thread & it would be a long one about women wanting to be pampered.

CB The Cranberry Blazer _GF made up the name_ pictures by Rottidog - Photobucket <----CB

& Sarah...

 

ROFL..Im soooo glad that Im not the only one amused by my realization ROFL And as for the one "CB", u should still realize it was given the name BY A FEMALE ROFL so it still has that womans touch per se

 

Meet Sadie:



I was driving one day trying to figure out what to name her and Sexy Sadie came on XM... my "other woman" at the time thought it fit so it stuck.

Besides that... she hates being called cute, and so do I. I have refused a date with a girl before because she called my truck cute... said enough about her right there I knew it wouldn't work out.

 

Nope, just the Blazer or truck.

 

My blazer does not have a name yet.. Need to think of something clever. My first car was a Ford Taurus, It's nickname was "The Taurasaurus Rex" It was terrible..

 

This...

My Silhouette is the dustbuster and the 1981 Silverado I just sold was "that total sh*tbox in the garage."