Dodge/ Chrysler jokes
 

Know how to make a Dodge go a quarter mile in 10 seconds?

push it out of an airplane!

On a quiet country night, you cant hear a Ford rust for the noise of parts falling off a Chrysler.

MOPAR...More Old Parts And Rust.

Your turn.

How about this, my Mopar will blow the doors off a pos chevy 😂

Play nice, a lot of people here own a lot of different cars

Found on road dead....

fudged on race day...

edit: I think I posted some on an old thread with a BUNCH on here lol...

Its called a " sense of humor" Billy. Lighten up.

People used to laugh and joke around about things.

I think out of the major US mfgs, only Ford and Dodge have been major pieces of **** in my experience.

DODGE..... Dead On Driveway Going East..... FORD..... Fixed Or Repaired Daily..... PONTIAC..... Poor Old Nut Thought It's A Cadillac.....