ExtenZe
 

Jimmy Johnson... lol...

"it can take an average or good thing and make it great"

"Its not about lacking, but taking what you have"

lolz... these commercials always make me laugh....

But whatever happened to Bob the Enzyte guy?

Let me get right to the point.
Smiling Bob had it going on!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LhXZrBWEuj...miling_bob.jpg

He's probably to tired to work anymore! LOL

Bobs shlong exploded after an Enzyte overdose

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b1...e-Swelling.jpg

ROFLMAO "now hes walking with a SPRING in his step"

my son giggles his arse off with these commercials, well, so do i too LMAO

while scrolling through the Lobby I saw a thread: EztenZe by non other than wlorton.... omfg

well ok, he IS getting married soon but to air something like that amongst these people is surely social suicide lol

lolz... its not a promotion thread... I was watching the olympics last night and look its Jimmy Johnson.... oh wait... hes like 60 and selling an enhancement pill for me... wtf...

Oh God... I was hoping this thread was about something that had the same name... but no.

And Jimmie Johnson is not 60!!! He's... 40 something... maybe. Okay I don't know how old he is...

He is 66 years young

I am talking about Jimmy,
You are talking about Jimmie

UNLIMITED... did you ever get the color matched? ALso... you hit 1k post mark.. congratz

ExtenZe <--LOOLZ! the Iraqi's believed that American Medics carried that stuff and would bug them FOR DAYS about it. Our guys ended up getting little baggies of the pills they'd give people with dysentery to stiffen up their otherwise watery stool.... they stopped asking for more after like 2 weeks of taking that stuff. Average to great... not so much :icon_angel:

You're best bet is to load up on Whey Protine, or Cell Tech or someother crap and just work on a very targeted "muscle group" :icon_wink:
hell if it builds muscle while your work out, then it should build "muscle" if all you do is "work out" while taking it.... probably works :icon_shrug:

And Smilin' Bob developed a priapism and died after becomeing dizzy and falling down a flight of stairs :( fair warning, if you dont know what a priapism is, don't google it at work

LOLZ, I swear that one commercial called it "piratism"

ROFLMAOOOOO :icon_clapclap:

:icon_pirate:
Piratism!
:icon_hijack:

lolzzz

really. you hang out with marines all day, and THIS makes you feel awkward? :icon_really:

I don't choose to hang out with them all day. They live here! lol

And plus, I expect that sorta thing from them, in fact just last night they were talking about the Banana Lady in Okie. And they kept looking at me like I was gonna have this "OMG No they aren't" face. And the conversations tonight are going to be even better... cause there will be alcohol involved... yay :icon_neutral:

Talk about thread hijacking

I'm sure he got the job as pitchman due to his name alone. :icon_naughty:

Hey! Look what thread just popped back up! :icon_look:

Yeah this thread really ain't to bad. My army buddy explained what a strawberry milkshake was and that was enough fir me!

But really. Comeon. There is actually a surgery that yu can have done that can gain you I think anywhere from 2-5 inches if I remember right. And before it gets asked how I know, it was on Manswers.

Here's a fun little fact for ya. I was watching the taboo series on Discovery. And they said that in the red light district of Amsterdam in Holland where prostitution is legal and govt. mandated. The goverment will pay for handicapped people to have "encounters" with these ladies of the night twelve times a year. Cause they say that it violates thier rights for them not to have sexual relations because of physical handicap.

And now you know.... the rest...... of the story. lol

Just in case anybody was wondering, I was referring to Jimmy Johnson...

This is so funny... the thread keeps poppin up

I know. We are truly a sad group of people.