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Old 11-22-2009, 11:11 PM
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Americans got too lazy
ain't that the truth
 
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No, they've always been French Fries... We just sat here shaking our heads in 2002 at everyone south of the border for calling them Freedom fries... Who started that anyway? It's like they were 5 and started calling the kid they don't like some lame *** name.

What was this thread about originally? And seriously, just TRY it. I know it sounds weird but god dammit its good.
 
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Old 11-23-2009, 06:26 PM
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Okay... so my Blazer just about got a black eye today...

Ccoming up to this intersection... 2 lanes fan out into 4, the 2 outer lanes being turning lanes... I'm in the left lane to go straight, and there's this dodge caravan in front of me who changes lanes. I got caught up behind someone trying to squeeze into the Left turning lane, and when I finally get by and start speeding back up to the speed limit to make my green light, without warning he cuts me off and almost takes my front bumper off. Naturally I leaned on the horn, I just felt the need to roll down my window at this point, change lanes again, come up beside him, get my girlfriend to hold the wheel straight and using both hands to flip him off. Best part was after... he got stuck behind a backhoe and away I went...
 
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..........come up beside him, get my girlfriend to hold the wheel straight and using both hands to flip him off. Best part was after... he got stuck behind a backhoe and away I went...
son, i thought you were from Ontario!?! we don't need anyone to hold the wheel-that's what your flippin' knee is for!!!
 
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!! you missed the perfect opportunity for a Quad-Finger! you two hands out the window, GF *** on window, firing off two fingers over the roof style. mouthing F U FTW!

Sucks you got busted up though! any shots of the damage? why not trade the infos and get yer black eye dressed up on his dime? sounds like a rear ending that you can spin into a swipe?
 
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he got no damage. It's all good.
"Almost" got a black eye.
 
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Curtis just likes to see carage. but i agree with the " GF *** on window ", and the usually "pic's or it didn't happen" applies here Pat, LOL!
 
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whoa, reel it back some Chris!
read it again.... i mean sitting on the door in the window frame :icon-badrazz:
 
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Old 11-24-2009, 08:14 AM
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If it helps at all, I was hanging out the window somewhat, up to my xiphoid process anyway (see if you can figure that one out lol)... Can't drive with my knee while I'm doing that now can I... or shifting for that matter, that's more than difficult lol.
 
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use the lock stud to pivot on your xiphoid process. will hurt like hell, but you'll have a full 180 degress of area that can get dual fingers
 


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