Epic! I was just talking with my friends today about getting a train horn for Neko...

Nothing says move like a blast of air and sound that can break windows and knock over trees.

 

i have a dixie horn in my truck so when people get mad at me, i just blow the dixie horn to make them even more mad haha

 

Stevo, do you live in the ghetto or something? Down where I live people would look at you and give you a thumbs up for something like that.

 

welllllllllll

i was going into the local store here and i see a parking spot, i see someone get into tere car and move forward just a little bit, i continue to try to go into the parking spot.......well heres what makes me mad, i was almost there and she trys to bolt out in front of me and to my left (my driver side) so i hit my brakes and almost slide into another car to my right, she stops about 3 inches in front my truck i back up a little bit and she moves forward again, mean while little bit more off the my left on the other side of her car, some idiot is just looking at us, and just behind me, another person pulling out almost hits my back, well back to the important stuff, i go forward a little bit, and she goes back a little bit, we sat there, her boyfriend seen me trying to go into the parking spot, he doesnt say anything, she sees me, and continues trying to go, comes about 2-3 inches away from hitting me and the car next to her, well she goes thru, and i could mouth out, "f*ck You" at ME the person infront of her trying to get into the parking spot..................when all she had to do was back up....................

speaking of bikes, this guy on a crotchrocket is in front of me, there was this a**hole car next to me not letting me get into the next lane to pass the bike (yes he was being an a**hole by speeding up and slowing down) well the bike in front of me hits his brake, i almost take out his back wheel, then shoots off, the guy next to me backed off because i got ahead of him and hit my brakes, i followed the bike, tryed to call him in but my phone didnt wanna connect so he got away

and when i was pulling out of my local mall here, i was almost hit in the side on both sides some dumb kid in a riced out honda, seen me, tryed to shoot in front of me, but then his tires spun, then he hit his brakes and almost slid into me, i hit my brakes of course, and the kid in the honda is almost hit by people comming in, while on my right side some old person skidded a little bit and almost hit me.........i got alot more lol

 

It really makes me wonder what these poeple are thinking. One time I was out of gas, pushing my car down the street. This old man was sitting in his truck on the wrong side of the road. He sat, so I figured he was just sitting there being stupid. When I turned the wheel to go around him, he still sat there. In the last ten feet, he immediately floored it, swerved directly in front of me (perpendicular to the road), then slammed on the brakes. I had to jump in, slam on my brakes and swerve, all of this with no power steering or brake assist.

 

In my s10 i was crusin down the right lane in a 3 lane road. car was in the far left lane next to me, he then changes into the middle lane, and then keeps on going, i notice this as hes about 2 inches from my door so i swerve to the right onto the gravel shoulder and he hits the brakes, so i turn to come back on the road and the back end kicks out, i slide across 2 lanes and turn to correct (good ol non power steering), get pointed back again towards the ditch this time, in a split second i decide to take the ditch or try to correct and nearly hit a pole, so instead of taking my chances i take the ditch, right next to a a&w drive thru. Almost plow all the way through the ditch but get swamped. A guy by a&w runs out and goes HOLY **** I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO ROLL, the guy that nearly side swiped me stopped and apologized, said he didnt see me and gave me his info and told me to call if there was any damage. So i end up having to get a tow truck to get me out, so i called the guy and he met me and paid me back for the tow truck and for the carwash to get the swamp mud off.
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They don't call it a Blind spot for nothing.

And if anybody gets confused as hell in a handbasket... I had some fellow staff members merge the 2 bad drivers threads together.

This is the love chile between Moronic Drivers and Idiot gets what he deserves

Now it's Post your idiotic driver stories

 

I kinda figured but other may not lol.

Let me start off by a little intro. Where I live is the busier part of the city. Theres a huge plaza with walmart being the focal of it. Well the roadway is 7 lanes plus bike lanes on both sides. Well the road I take to avoid this road (everyone know that people who don't drive on the highway DON'T know how to drive on a road with more than 2 lanes) is 5 lanes (2 each way and one middle left turn) well because there is a McD's, Gas station, Chapeters, Tim Hortons, Harveys etc. All at this intersection with the Walmart being straight through. Needless to say IT GETS BUSY!!!!

So to my story...Coming out of the McD's I wanted to right across 2 lanes into that middle left turn lane. Well traffic is backed up for a good couple hundred feet. I normally don't drive up the straight through lane and try to sneak in, nor do I let said people in. Well being that It was busy and I saw a nice opening. So I creep up and signal, give lots of notice and also notice that coming from the other side of the road is a guy in a harley edition Ford 150. I knew that If I got in first, he would see me and it would go off without a hitch. Well I crept in and he GUNNED it. All I heard, while trying to keep distance from the guy in front of me to protect my front end hitting his ***, was ROOOOOOOAAAAAR EEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTT. I was very surprised he didn't rear end me.

Its not over. 98.9% of people turning left want to go 1 block then make another left onto the highway. I didn't but following the rules of the road you must go from left lane to furthest left lane when turning. Well I got trapped at the yellow light right in the intersection. Well knowing that gridlocking is an offence with a good sized ticket I decided to go around and do it quickly to get out of harms way. Well Ford guy follows me and I get to the passenger door of the person ahead of me and they decide to aswell. I swerve and Ford guy does too. He smucks the curb and I get behind dumb person. Driver of the dumb car didn't even realize but the passenger did. I saw her pointing and yelling so I knew he was getting an earful. That was about it but that is the worst part of my normally 2 minute drive to work. It turns into an half-hour drive at this time of year! It sucks cuz theres is no way around.

/rant lol

 

It seems to me that half the people who buy those "_____ Edition" trucks are terrible drivers... Don't know what the connection is there, but there seems to be one.

Anyway, I'll probably have some more stories in about an hour. I have to go to school now. Mostof my problems on the road are on this short trip. I have to put up with granny and her eyesight difficulties, and innumerable soccer moms on their cell phone while typing up their document on their laptop while drinking coffee while eating a sandwich etc etc etc.

 

well i think i can sum this thread up in the geekiest way possible, youll laugh if you get it

String input;
System.out.println("What do you drive?");
input = keyboard.nextline;

if(input=="blazer"){
System.out.println("It is not possible for you to be a bad driver if you belong to blazerforum.com");
}
if(input=="truck"){
System.out.printin("you are most likely a horrible driver, because if you were a real truck driver you would know what kind of truck you drove");
}

if(input=="civic")
System.out.println("Go put your fart can back on and try to race everything that moves");

else{
System.out.println("chances are you are still a horrible driver, you should probably go get that checked out");
}

thought i would at least try to keep it somewhat simple:P lol, (this is what happens when your studying for an exam).