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Old 01-17-2011, 11:31 PM
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OK, Whats the best/funniest instruction you can come up with to put in that special instructions box when you order a pizza online?
Bonus points if you follow through and take a picture.

Heres an example (not mine)
 
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Old 01-18-2011, 12:36 AM
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I just tell Papa John's to keep their god-less butter crap and double down on the marinara sauce... guess i'm not that crative
 
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funny.......i always wondered how many people actually used that online ordering crap.


mind you, i just recently started using text mssg's more frequently.
 
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a few of used to use it in highschool and sneak out to meet the pizza guy at lunch.........


the thread starter was epic
 
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i know it made me laugh so hard, now i have to figure out how to order online i never do that.
i was thinking maybe something along the lines of

"please cut pizza into rectangles of non equal sizes"
 
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Please make my pizza heart shaped and cut it into equally sized rectangles.

I'd like to see them figure that one out.
 
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This was the first one I saw.
 
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The hubby always wants to put, "Please stop by store and pick up a 12 pack of Coors Light" I never let him... lol
 
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I think that's a great idea and you should try it sometime! Worst case scenario they show up with coke and you laugh about it
 
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Originally Posted by ChevyBlazerChick
The hubby always wants to put, "Please stop by store and pick up a 12 pack of Coors Light" I never let him... lol
I recently just quit my job at Domino's Pizza, because I finally moved off to school. But I've done that at least a 100 times for random people that ask, depending on how much they said they would tip the driver. It never hurts to ask, just remember they're working for tips. They typically get paid $3.50 an hour and $1 per run. So, I would say at least a $5 tip plus you have to cover the beer cost. I bet they would do it.
 


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