AAA... together we can change the auotmotive world...
#1
10-01-2010, 08:23 AM
AAA... together we can change the auotmotive world...
AAA: Anti Altezza Association
We're starting here, but we'll make it grow... eventually EVERYONE will see the light and just say no to chrome Altezza's.
Don't know what Altezza's are?
Here's a picture:
They have been known to cause spontaneous VERPS and in some cases severe rib splitting laughter.
We're here to do what we can to prevent people from buying these and putting them on anything from Honda Civics to John Deere tractors...
Support groups are available for traumatising cases such as:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...urner-neon.jpg
*Warning, follow link at own risk, the AAA does not take responsibility for any damage to keyboards or screens due to forced gastric purging (AKA spewing on your computer) damage to chairs or undergarments due to the instantaneous ****ting of bricks, personal injury due to fainting or spontaneous burst of floor-rolling laughter.
There that oughtta cover our asses...
Join up!
We're starting here, but we'll make it grow... eventually EVERYONE will see the light and just say no to chrome Altezza's.
Don't know what Altezza's are?
Here's a picture:
They have been known to cause spontaneous VERPS and in some cases severe rib splitting laughter.
We're here to do what we can to prevent people from buying these and putting them on anything from Honda Civics to John Deere tractors...
Support groups are available for traumatising cases such as:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...urner-neon.jpg
*Warning, follow link at own risk, the AAA does not take responsibility for any damage to keyboards or screens due to forced gastric purging (AKA spewing on your computer) damage to chairs or undergarments due to the instantaneous ****ting of bricks, personal injury due to fainting or spontaneous burst of floor-rolling laughter.
There that oughtta cover our asses...
Join up!
#2
10-01-2010, 09:26 AM
Now we need to establish a 3 step program for people who have them. First smash them with a bat so they can never be used again, second remove the offending remains and, third install factory originals or something else without all the chrome.
#4
10-13-2011, 04:17 PM
Super Member
OMG, how did I not see this before?!
So the hubby's Burban used to have Altezza lights, and after they started to fall apart and then got hit by a forklift. I BEGGED him to get stock lights because they look so much cleaner and don't interrupt the lines of the car. And when his front got smashed in from a North Carolina Deer, I also told him to go stock. He had hideous chromed lights...
So the hubby's Burban used to have Altezza lights, and after they started to fall apart and then got hit by a forklift. I BEGGED him to get stock lights because they look so much cleaner and don't interrupt the lines of the car. And when his front got smashed in from a North Carolina Deer, I also told him to go stock. He had hideous chromed lights...
I corgot about this completely.
#9
10-14-2011, 09:33 AM
LOL, you guys. I've seen it all -in REAL TIME- from those 50 ford taillights with little blue jewels to trailer running lights on mudflaps {on cars, not trucks}, to full bore undercarriage neon. And now this.
Like that proverbial girl on the next bar stool at happy hour, It's only a matter of degree.
Things that really **** me off are those I cant avoid by averting my eyes.
Like fart cans, straight pipes and 2000 watt subwoofers.
So there!
Like that proverbial girl on the next bar stool at happy hour, It's only a matter of degree.
Things that really **** me off are those I cant avoid by averting my eyes.
Like fart cans, straight pipes and 2000 watt subwoofers.
So there!
Last edited by pettyfog; 10-14-2011 at 09:38 AM.
#10
10-14-2011, 02:21 PM
Super Member
I can't find any good pictures of the Burbans tailights... but these are the headlights so just imagine how bad the tails were...
