^ been out for a long time
< today will either be a long or fast day
V may the 4th be with you

 

^ needs a redbull for his long day
< needs a beano
v hates his mother N law

 

^luck smiles on the prepared, I don't have one (thank you life for not making me have one yet)
< Parent's love me for some reason, haven't quite figured that one out though
V Has an interesting story of them and someones parents

 

^no but i was shown this by oktain http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGo4oxcfH8U
< that was when i went to see fast five. you'll see my truck behind the stupid S2000 crew
V hates ricers

 

^give me 15 min and a crowbar and all those little ricers will have some nice body work done.
< thinks Mtopper should've challenged those ricers to a tow off and shamed them, (not to mention tearing them in half)
Vlow end power over speed any day

 

^ he knows how she likes it!
< In the mood for a burrito
v dress's as a superhero after midnight

 

^ You know i can't tell everyone i'm Captain Underpants
< used to read those books
V is going to google Captain Underpants, then going to laugh

 

^always found Captain Underpants oddly disturbing
<Was deprived of comic books and super heroes as a child
V Was deprived of something else as a child

 

^ I never got a pony
< Never wanted a pony
v hates cheesecake

 

^such a lie. love it
< just dropped mom off at the airport. house to myself until sunday!!!! go team
V wants to drive here and have a couple