^ not so much, I have high cholesterol
< is enjoying my hot coco now that im off coffee!
v wants to tell us all something we dont already know...

 

^ The biggest ping pong ball in the world is located in Nebraska on display in a small store on the side of the highway
< Has no idea if that's true or not
v Googles it to find out and realizes that I just made it up on the spot

 

^ really should have used bing
< even though bing really sucks!
v doesnt have to think hard of the next thing to come up with

 

^ did you know that a cockroach can live without its head for 10 days before it dies of dehydration?
< I have lots of useless bug info
v is going to enlighten us!

 

^ Roaches are the only bug that can survive a nuclear explosion
< Read that in a book somewhere, didn't make this one up
v Is shocked and disgusted

 

^ you are wrong....look up water bears, you will be amazed
< was amazed when I learned about water bears
v will look up water bears and also be amazed!

 

^was not expecting that, but not as amazed as you might thing
< was dissapointed when i googled water bears
v will also google water bears but try to find something else (like a bear with water wings)

 

^ I will do that now
< Looked up water bears; was amazed
v Will also look up water bears and be amazed

 

^ Wrong, didn't bother to look them up because if a nuclear explosion goes off in my vicinity Water bears really are not going to affect me now are they?
< Googled waterbears
V Will use Bing to look up waterbears... and didn't know BING stood for "Because It's Not Google"

 

^Bing is just a crappy search engine that you got suckered into...
< I dislike bing!
V might have something more interesting to share