^ how many times to do i have to tell you to stop stalking me
< washed 10 lbs of salt off the blazer today
V doesnt have that problem

 

^nope, do it once every other week
< watching top gear
V doesn't watch top gear as much as i do

 

^ nope. only 'cause i have to watch it on the web. and my DT sucks.

< is currently counting down the hours 'til tomorrow..............ok, later today.

V is not.

 

^ who what now? sorry i wasnt paying attention i was tending to my bagel
< ........suspects the bagel is a week old doughnut
V laughs at the bestbuy commercial with ozzy osbourn and justin bieber

 

^ havn't seen it.

< now needs to goggle said comercial.............and make a bagal.

V knows it's gonna take me awhile to download that stupid clip.

 

^true
< loved the chrysler 200 commercial for what it says
V is going to look it up

 

^ did so i can watch it again
< what makes it funny is that about a month ago ozzy was being interviewed and was asked what he thought of justin bieber his response was "who the **** is justin bieber"
V commercial is now funnier to you

 

^was already hilarious but much better now
< hates bieber
V would do the bieber haircut

 

^ should know i would rather shave the wifes head. (and i luv my wifes waist length hair)

< is really to busy enjoying my 2 cinnamon rasin begals with cinnamon spread to really care about the B-boy from Stratford.

V agrees.

 

^ who cares about that girl from stratford. She can keep corner hussying.....
< spent the better part of the night @ the hospital for the gf's unknown illness.. No work tomorrow now!
V wishes they could take tomorrow off due to spending 6 hrs @ a hospital.