Hurry
Up
Mom
Misses
Er
Ride

 

Lol that's a good one swain. Get alot of kids driving on mommy and daddy's dime around here.

 

Asia's
Curse
Upon
Rural
America

Hold
On
Not
Done
Accelerating

Constantly
Having
Every
Vehicle
Recalled
Over
Lousy
Engineering
Techniques

Fatally
Obese
Redneck
Driver

Junk
Engineering
Executed
Poorly

All
Mistakes
Combined

Many
Odd
Parts
Arranged
Randomly

The
One
You
Ought
To
Avoid

Screwed
Up
Beyond
All
Repair
Usually

 

Many
Odd
Parts
Arranged
Poorly

What's a MOPAP? lol

 

*shudder* you REALLY don't want to know...

 

F*cked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

 

A
Car
Urban
Retards
Appriciate

Bust
My
Window

A sad possibility...

Government
Motors

Just
Expect
Extra
Payments

My
Old
Pig
Aint
Running

Sad
Attempt
At
Beauty

 

I have to add this one

F**ker
Only
Runs
Downhill

 

Booooooo!

 

Sounds just like a typical ford haha!