Q: How was copper wire invented?

A: A jewish man and his mother-in-law fighting over a penny.

 

Uncool

 

you love it

 

That isn't very nice Brent...pretty un-PC of you there, bud.

 

jew jokes got realy boring when my friend was struck by lightning after he told one

 

Question of the day! If you have sex with a hooker against her will, is it considered rap or shoplifting? [sm=roll.gif]

 

Got another, How can you tell if your to drunk to drive? When you swerve to miss a tree and you realize later it was your air freshner! [sm=yeahsmile.gif]

 

I rolled at this one:

Into a belfast pub comes Paddy Murphy looking like he'd
just been run over by a train. His arm is in a sling,his nose is
broken, his face is cut and bruised and he is walking with a
limp.

"What happend to you? asks Sean the bartender.

"Jamie O Conner and me had a fight." says Paddy.

"That little sh*t, O Conner " says Sean "He couldnt do that to you,
he must of had something in his hand."

"That he did. says Paddy 'a shovel is what he had, and a terrible licken
he gave me with it"

"Well' says Sean, "you should have defended yourself, didnt you
have something in your hand?"

'That I did' said Paddy..."Mrs. O Conner's breast, and a thing of beauty
it was, but useless in a fight."

 

A blonde walks into the dry cleaners and drops off a shirt. The owner says to her as she leaves "come again". The blonde turns around and says "no, it's mustard this time!" [sm=yikesomg.gif]

 

OMG!!! LMAO!!!!


My contribution for today:

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.The doctor gave the man a jar and said, Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, Well, doc, it's like this, first I tried with my right hand, nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing. The doctor was shocked! You asked your neighbor? The old man replied, Yep, none of us could get the jar open.