Manufacturers definition jokes?
#1
08-24-2011, 11:16 AM
Manufacturers definition jokes?
So i have a few of my own,just wondering if anyone else have any?
MITSUBISHI: Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bull**** In Sexual Harassment Investigation
HYUNDAI: Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
FORD : Found on road dead
MITSUBISHI: Men In Tight Spots Uttering Bull**** In Sexual Harassment Investigation
HYUNDAI: Here's Y U Never Drive An Import
ACURA: Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
HONDA: Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
FORD : Found on road dead
#3
08-24-2011, 11:49 AM
Except, out of all the GM marques, that makes no sense.
Then what is a Buick or Olds?
Find a word for 'N' in:
Plastic over ____, thinks it's a Chevy
GM Government Motors... except that aint funny
Then what is a Buick or Olds?
Find a word for 'N' in:
Plastic over ____, thinks it's a Chevy
GM Government Motors... except that aint funny
#4
08-24-2011, 12:10 PM
AUDI
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
BMW
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
BUICK
Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
CHEVROLET
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
DODGE
Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
FORD
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road, Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
GM
General Maintenance
GMC
Garage Man's Companion
HONDA
Had One Never Did Again
Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
HYUNDAI
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
MAZDA
Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
OLDSMOBILE
Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
SAAB
Send Another Automobile Back
TOYOTA
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
VOLVO
Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
VW
Virtually Worthless
#6
08-24-2011, 01:49 PM
Gotta admit m3ch leads by a long shot. And it doesn't matter if you use google.. some pretty good 'defs'.. we who got some book l'arnin call 'em Acronyms... there!
Next up, someone need to put up thread on mfr putdown graphics
I like this..
.. because of everything! It's the ultimate classic!
- Defines the wearer {where I live usually an old faded decal, next to new Cleveland Browns decal, on a rusted out C 10 ... usually found pulled off on the shoulder with a guy in a shaggy mullet and his thumb out.}
- May influence some gullibulls and keep used Fords cheap in case I need to buy one.
heh...
__________________________________________________ _________________________-
PS: I didnt even bother with 'First On Race Day'.. because I dont care anymore. Nascar .. big whoop. Back when there was a difference it was because of cylinder heads.. between Rousch and Yates, what happened since?!
Who are the Formula One factories? What does that mean.. nothing.
/rant
Next up, someone need to put up thread on mfr putdown graphics
I like this..
.. because of everything! It's the ultimate classic!
- Defines the wearer {where I live usually an old faded decal, next to new Cleveland Browns decal, on a rusted out C 10 ... usually found pulled off on the shoulder with a guy in a shaggy mullet and his thumb out.}
- May influence some gullibulls and keep used Fords cheap in case I need to buy one.
heh...
__________________________________________________ _________________________-
PS: I didnt even bother with 'First On Race Day'.. because I dont care anymore. Nascar .. big whoop. Back when there was a difference it was because of cylinder heads.. between Rousch and Yates, what happened since?!
Who are the Formula One factories? What does that mean.. nothing.
/rant
Last edited by pettyfog; 08-24-2011 at 02:03 PM.
#7
08-24-2011, 02:33 PM
Gotta admit m3ch leads by a long shot. And it doesn't matter if you use google.. some pretty good 'defs'.. we who got some book l'arnin call 'em Acronyms... there!
Next up, someone need to put up thread on mfr putdown graphics
I like this..
.. because of everything! It's the ultimate classic!
- Defines the wearer {where I live usually an old faded decal, next to new Cleveland Browns decal, on a rusted out C 10 ... usually found pulled off on the shoulder with a guy in a shaggy mullet and his thumb out.}
- May influence some gullibulls and keep used Fords cheap in case I need to buy one.
heh...
__________________________________________________ _________________________-
PS: I didnt even bother with 'First On Race Day'.. because I dont care anymore. Nascar .. big whoop. Back when there was a difference it was because of cylinder heads.. between Rousch and Yates, what happened since?!
Who are the Formula One factories? What does that mean.. nothing.
/rant
Next up, someone need to put up thread on mfr putdown graphics
I like this..
.. because of everything! It's the ultimate classic!
- Defines the wearer {where I live usually an old faded decal, next to new Cleveland Browns decal, on a rusted out C 10 ... usually found pulled off on the shoulder with a guy in a shaggy mullet and his thumb out.}
- May influence some gullibulls and keep used Fords cheap in case I need to buy one.
heh...
__________________________________________________ _________________________-
PS: I didnt even bother with 'First On Race Day'.. because I dont care anymore. Nascar .. big whoop. Back when there was a difference it was because of cylinder heads.. between Rousch and Yates, what happened since?!
Who are the Formula One factories? What does that mean.. nothing.
/rant
#8
08-24-2011, 02:37 PM
eats Dodges, ****s Fords - CHEVY 8x5 : versionONEvinyl.com
LOL ^^^
Edit: I like this one also
http://www.versiononevinyl.com/index...p_image&pID=74
LOL ^^^
Edit: I like this one also
http://www.versiononevinyl.com/index...p_image&pID=74
#9
08-24-2011, 02:48 PM
eats Dodges, ****s Fords - CHEVY 8x5 : versionONEvinyl.com
LOL ^^^
Edit: I like this one also
I'd rather push a Checy than drive a Ford - CHEVY 8x4 : versionONEvinyl.com
LOL ^^^
Edit: I like this one also
I'd rather push a Checy than drive a Ford - CHEVY 8x4 : versionONEvinyl.com
I LOVE that last! Too bad it's a generation ahead of "How's that workin' out for ya?"
Every once in a while that would be anecdoted on my old groups.
