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Old 03-12-2012, 03:16 PM
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Cool New Idea for a PAC

Wrote this for my FB wall, mainly to **** off some of my idiot age-peers.


New Movement!
Americans have the right to Free Toilet Paper.

Starting PACfFTP: Peoples' Action Committee for Free Toilet Paper. If there's a god given right to housing, food, health care, transportation, broadband access, cell phones, abortions, and now contraception... then it's time to address one of the most basic human needs.. TP.

Just name ONE person you know who DOESNT use it. And it probably costs more per month for the average Female Georgetown Law Sl.. err.. Student than a Walmart or Target prescription for generic Ortho-Novum.

And nonna that scratchy institutional crap either. If the rich get Charmin Ultra Soft, then the poor and destitute should too. FREE!
If you agree, click like and let's get the movement started.
**** on the conservatives and their hate-rants against this, then wipe with your FREE TP!
Who knows.. I may get lucky enough for Rush to call me an ***-wipe, so I can get Gloria AllRed to help me sue.
We'll smear his *** and wipe him right off the airwaves!

 
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Old 03-12-2012, 04:23 PM
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I like it...very well done
Well the govt prob should provide every one with ........

just fill in the blank and gripe...nevermind earning anything.
 
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I figured humanity was finished when the UN proclaimed that internet access is a basic human right.

Might as well add TP, comfy shoes, and hybrid cars. The government owes me!! (maybe I could sell the Prius to fund new tires)
 
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Old 03-13-2012, 07:44 PM
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On a similar note, I recently joined an organization entitled Occupy "insert your favorite golf course here". I mean, why should I not be entitled to free Nike golf clubs. And where are my my fair share of Tiger's women. Just because he can putt better than me. I'm tired of working. I think all golf pros should contribute to the fund so that those of us who don't have time to practice could quit work and play golf all day long.
 
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Where is the like button lol ......
 
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Old 03-14-2012, 12:24 AM
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gio it is right in front of you, do you not see it
 
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OH i never knew that =P Nice eye !
 
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its the button that looks like that . lol
 
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Like, im joining Occupy Eagles Roost ill see u on the back nine.
 
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LOL.

Isnt that the "shiat"


lol pun intended.




Why not give us a toilet plunger too? its a must in my world.
 


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