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#24
LOL you said chitlins! Thats cooked pig intestines! although my kids can be a pain in the *** I dont think I would compare them to chitlins which I hear can also be a pain in the *** LOL hahahahahahahahah get it get it!
#30
I had a hard time with turning 35 but loved turning 40. I am going to turn 42 in March and can't wait. I love to look at all of the kids (anybody younger than me) who are already going bald. All my hair is mine, it may be grey but grey is a color and that means its still there. I don't even care that my beard is going grey. next year maybe I can make some $$ playing Santa in the mall.