[quote=oktain;260140]Anyone else with other jackass stories?

I'm surprised there aren't more deaths with the drivers in this city...[/quote]

................or in mine.

you asked for it, so now i'm gonna give you one.......

this morning i'm driving down towards the North West side of Toronto, and i notice this idiot in a Safari reading his Blackberry while yo-yoing behind this NSX. i'm shaking my head @ this tool in the Safari, since we just had this "No handheld device law" enacted in Ontario on the 26th of October. so i roll up beside the NSX, to let the guy know what's going on behind his (so he can be ready for the hit in the *** he's gonna get from this guy). when i pull up beside him-he's doing the same damn thing! so i just roll on past, laughing @ the irony of these two tools.
a few minutes down the road, i find myself behind the NSX (wasn't paying attention). after watching this guy bounce between the lines, more often than not, riding his passenger tires over the dotted line into the lane beside us, i get feed up, and i pass @ the first opportunity i can. what happens? the other idiot in the Safari has suddenly decided to wake up and decides he gonna play follow the leader. when he pulls inbehind me, he's shaking his head & flipping me the bird! i shrug my shoulders @ him like "what?!?". he takes his "bird" and gestures to his head, like i'm f**ked in the head for passing the other idiot like that (didn't cut him off-but wanted to, didn't "flip him off", nothing).
when he pulls up along me, down the road, i ask him what's his problem. he says i'm "driving like a f**king idiot, and sholdn't be on the road". i retort, "there is no law for being an idiot, but there is a law for reading your email while driving now". this totally stuns him (usually does), and he just sits there looking like a deer caught in your HL's. light turns green, i go, he's not paying attention, and misses his advance green-yes!
now that's PRICELESS!!!

 

Beautiful... Got cut off HARDCORE by some chick on my way to school, bad enough I had to use the horn to express my frustration... she was reading her blackberry. She parks next to me in the parking lot and gets out... "What was all that about?" "Gee, maybe the fact you were reading your texts instead of paying attention to who you were cutting off." Then she called me a square head IN FRENCH (a.k.a. tête carrée), which is a derogatory term for English speaking folks... I then had the pleasure of dumbfounding her by demonstrating the fact that I myself am french and I took the opportunity to point out a good place to go stick her presumptive and bitchy attitude while doing so!

Gotta love being bilingual without an accent in either language lol.

 

Two short stories...

As i was getting a ride home from the fiancees father we are driving on 74 outside of peoria, I look over and some guy in a lil 80's honda has a videocamera(tape style) and its aimed at his face.... I was like wtf.... and he was apparently filming himself driving... idk why....

And then today, walking back from class, a cop suv(didnt catch the make/model as I was kinda far away) pulls out in front of a minivan flying through a light.... Cop guns it and the minivan rides the breaks so hard and gets jerked to a stop... no accident and the cop didnt even slow down....

 

thanks.

that's why i'm guiding (pushing) my son to learn his French (just started as part of his curriculum in Grade 4). it's good that he likes it (so far).

just finished putting on my Import bumper for the Winter season. been thinking of having it on all year lately.

 

One of these days you guys are going to get smart with the wrong guy and wound up hurt. That is why I keep my comments and gestures to myself.

 

too true. i've had a few people (of both gender's) try-even had one guy give me a good solid right before, but his two buddies stopped me before it could go any furthur. i have gotten wiser (a little) as i've gotten older. since i'm such a big guy, i don't get outta my vehicle any more-no matter what.

 

I keep a whiffleball bat and a sharpened ax in the back of my blazer....

 

lets not even go there with the "things we have" in the back of our truck.

 

Hey, i got a story for yall. i was driving my dad's 04 silverado 4dr 4wd back from work (dad was out of town so i drive his truck so i dont waste my gas. his truck get a little over 21 on the highway.) i just got of the highway and was merging onto the packway(231 in huntsville alabama). some kid in a civic with a fart can was darting in and out of lanes and cutting everyone off. when he was behind me, he would ride my ***, almost tucking his nose under my bumper a few times. when he was infront of me, he was inches away from smacking my bumper. we finally got to a stop light, we were side by side, i rolled my window down and tolled him, "you keep doin that and i'll put this truck in 4 wheel low and drive over the top of your ***, and believe me son, you wont get away." when the light turned green, i matted the throttle (5.3l is so much stronger than the 4.3l :P) to get over to left lane for my exit he just sat there for a bit. i hate ppl like that, think they are the **** when they just get there license when they turn 16.

i got a few more stories, but i'll keep them in my deck of cards for now

 

Generally , unless you really **** me off I keep my comments to myself... sometimes a stern look is more effective than flipping someone off. When people talk to me first (like ditsy chick at school) then I just have to retort.

At least I didn't run into any jackasses today... My patience was short.