Happy thanksgiving everyone, I am completely drunk out of my mind, and the night has just begin, toilet, here I come!

 

I caught my turkey on fire and had to go buy a new one aaahhhhhhhhh! Now I'm going to get drunk out of my mind!

 

wrong holiday, but this is how i'm picturing your turkey:

 

lolol

 

Hahaha! My second turkey turned out awesome....i guess trying to stuff a 23lb bird in my small oven was a bad idea lmao! Beats our first Thanksgiving story of my husband dropping the turkey lol!

 

tonight went well. had turkey,got hammered,sobered up and here i am with a migraine. All I need now is a girlfriend. Or maybe that would even cause more of a migraine lol

 

Id get a dog instead! Lol

 

ya gotta keep the drink on!! or lots of water... i feel for ya

 

ugh..no more 151 for a while. ive got gut rot this morning.

 

Lol....get some dole pinnapple in the can....drink the juice out of it and when you feel up to it eat the pinnapple...pineapple has a natural digestive enzyme that well help your stomach....work for my husband when he was on chemo...works for hangover sour stomach!.....also eat something like toast to soak stuff up. feel better!