Just joined and feel dumb because i cant find out how to create a signature. Help please?

 

User CP on the left side of the task bar ^. Right next to photo gallery. Then it'll be "edit signature" on the task bar on the left of the next page.

 

Don't feel dumb. Click on the top left where it says "User CP." Then on the left-hand side is "Your Control Panel.". Under Settings & Options click on Edit Signature. You may enter text there or a picture if you already have one.

If you want an image for a signature, feel free to post in the Chop Shop section with a request. Read through the Signature rules while you're there, too.