^ is half right
< currently laid off for winter and employment insurance pays better than most places will consider giving me for monies.
V wants to eat some of the squirrelz with ketchup from earlier in the thread.

 

^was tempted, i put that shizz on everything
< except chicken, grilled cheese, and KD.....I love it on perogies though
V is more of a mustard on squirell kinda person

 

^ Is apparently watching me
< Is finishing up roasted squirrel with mustard
v Desperately wants to know what roasted squirrel with mustard tastes like

 

^ is psychic
< Sitting in Web Design Bored as crap
V Is wearing a tricolored Top-Hat

 

^ brought up a sore subject, lost that hat (my favourit) in the pigeon attacks of 1823
< Now has to settle with ball hats, have you ever tried to find a tri coloured top hat? its like a fat person trying to find their *****
V Laughed, but only because they have my top hat

 

^ Lost his top hat 190 years ago.

< I found this trippy tri-colored top hat at the thrift store! Looks antique

v wants to steal that Top hat.

 

^very true
< got home for some lunch and fetch with dog
V wants to join in the fetch

 

^ is almost right - puppy would much rather play fetch
<is feeling like total sh|t :/ think im gettin a cold
V isn't very sympathetic and would much rather go bite the frisbee.

 

^ Is wrong i'm sorry you feel like crap, i want to steal the frisbee as i am jealous and only have cats
< Just spent 60 bucks on pulleys for the blazer
V Is Sympathetic of my pulleys

 

^ Is blatantly pleading for sympathy
< Also wants sympathy because I have to do a $400 repair on my Blazer
v Probably will have something worse happening to them right now