identity crisis
#1
11-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: GTA, Ontario, CANADA
Posts: 5,143
identity crisis
tell me if you can figure out what's wrong with this...........
#3
11-16-2009, 11:46 PM
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: GTA, Ontario, CANADA
Posts: 5,143
but that only counts if you put in a Chevy engine, not just the emblem.
#5
11-17-2009, 01:33 AM
I had an old 65 Ford work truck that had a 350. My friends never let me live that down. Although I could see somebody doing that as a great joke and just see how long it takes untill the owner notices. Either that or the owner is seriously confused.
#8
11-17-2009, 08:41 AM
Pat's Commandments for over the top lifted trucks:
1. Thou shalt NEVER install a bumper that belongs on a slammed truck, they're meant to be close to the ground for a reason, they look better there...
2. Thou shalt only paint "GHOST" flames on Pro Street racers, not twangy banjo moon shine bottle mobiles.
3. Thou shalt not install stick on scoops...
4. Thou shalt not pretend thy truck is better than it is by sticking a competitors emblem on thy lame *** billet grille cover
5. Thou shalt not waste thy money on thy lame *** billet grille covers
6. Thou shalt not install chrome bug deflectors to match thy lame *** billet grille cover
7. Thou shalt carry a chrome billet step ladder for thy women thou picks up at the bar with thy banjo playing, lame *** chrome billet grille, "GHOST" flames and thy claim its a CHEVY.
8. Thou shalt not walk under thy truck, thy action will cause 25 years of bad luck... Futhermore, walking beneath an F-150 should equal about a lifetime, longer if thou hast a lame *** chrome billet grille cover, chrome bug deflector, "Ghost Flames", Street Truck bumper, and is lying to thou's self about quality and reliability.
9. Thou shalt not look at the gas pump when thou is fueling thy truck.
10. Thy genitalia is inversely proportionate to thy size of thou's truck. (In other words... Big truck = short sword)
1. Thou shalt NEVER install a bumper that belongs on a slammed truck, they're meant to be close to the ground for a reason, they look better there...
2. Thou shalt only paint "GHOST" flames on Pro Street racers, not twangy banjo moon shine bottle mobiles.
3. Thou shalt not install stick on scoops...
4. Thou shalt not pretend thy truck is better than it is by sticking a competitors emblem on thy lame *** billet grille cover
5. Thou shalt not waste thy money on thy lame *** billet grille covers
6. Thou shalt not install chrome bug deflectors to match thy lame *** billet grille cover
7. Thou shalt carry a chrome billet step ladder for thy women thou picks up at the bar with thy banjo playing, lame *** chrome billet grille, "GHOST" flames and thy claim its a CHEVY.
8. Thou shalt not walk under thy truck, thy action will cause 25 years of bad luck... Futhermore, walking beneath an F-150 should equal about a lifetime, longer if thou hast a lame *** chrome billet grille cover, chrome bug deflector, "Ghost Flames", Street Truck bumper, and is lying to thou's self about quality and reliability.
9. Thou shalt not look at the gas pump when thou is fueling thy truck.
10. Thy genitalia is inversely proportionate to thy size of thou's truck. (In other words... Big truck = short sword)
Last edited by oktain; 11-17-2009 at 08:43 AM.
