identity crisis
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Pat's Commandments for over the top lifted trucks:
1. Thou shalt NEVER install a bumper that belongs on a slammed truck, they're meant to be close to the ground for a reason, they look better there...
2. Thou shalt only paint "GHOST" flames on Pro Street racers, not twangy banjo moon shine bottle mobiles.
3. Thou shalt not install stick on scoops...
4. Thou shalt not pretend thy truck is better than it is by sticking a competitors emblem on thy lame *** billet grille cover
5. Thou shalt not waste thy money on thy lame *** billet grille covers
6. Thou shalt not install chrome bug deflectors to match thy lame *** billet grille cover
7. Thou shalt carry a chrome billet step ladder for thy women thou picks up at the bar with thy banjo playing, lame *** chrome billet grille, "GHOST" flames and thy claim its a CHEVY.
8. Thou shalt not walk under thy truck, thy action will cause 25 years of bad luck... Futhermore, walking beneath an F-150 should equal about a lifetime, longer if thou hast a lame *** chrome billet grille cover, chrome bug deflector, "Ghost Flames", Street Truck bumper, and is lying to thou's self about quality and reliability.
9. Thou shalt not look at the gas pump when thou is fueling thy truck.
10. Thy genitalia is inversely proportionate to thy size of thou's truck. (In other words... Big truck = short sword)
1. Thou shalt NEVER install a bumper that belongs on a slammed truck, they're meant to be close to the ground for a reason, they look better there...
2. Thou shalt only paint "GHOST" flames on Pro Street racers, not twangy banjo moon shine bottle mobiles.
3. Thou shalt not install stick on scoops...
4. Thou shalt not pretend thy truck is better than it is by sticking a competitors emblem on thy lame *** billet grille cover
5. Thou shalt not waste thy money on thy lame *** billet grille covers
6. Thou shalt not install chrome bug deflectors to match thy lame *** billet grille cover
7. Thou shalt carry a chrome billet step ladder for thy women thou picks up at the bar with thy banjo playing, lame *** chrome billet grille, "GHOST" flames and thy claim its a CHEVY.
8. Thou shalt not walk under thy truck, thy action will cause 25 years of bad luck... Futhermore, walking beneath an F-150 should equal about a lifetime, longer if thou hast a lame *** chrome billet grille cover, chrome bug deflector, "Ghost Flames", Street Truck bumper, and is lying to thou's self about quality and reliability.
9. Thou shalt not look at the gas pump when thou is fueling thy truck.
10. Thy genitalia is inversely proportionate to thy size of thou's truck. (In other words... Big truck = short sword)
where did you think Ontario was Beast?
to answer the big question (that i implied at the begining), only the emblem is Chevy, it's still powered by the factory engine. still don't know why he has that emblem on it. should really find out, since my Dad has lived down the street from him for a few of years now.
you guys picked out alot more things than what i had originally posted this pic for, glad to see we can all see the problems in the pic. keep up the hilarious comments people.
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Couldn't help but notice the following:
1)that tool managed to get PURPLE window trim to match his chrome bug deflector.
2)crazy todd may be the only man on earth that managed to scrape the bottom of his lower rider bumper.... 4.5 feet up in the air (bottom driver's side)
3) That truck still sucks.
4) His pontiac (i think) in front of the nightmare truck has rims that would fit a blazer
5) that grille cover has an emblem mark FOR A FORD (!) that the bow tie is stuck too... WTF that makes it a concious decision!
1)that tool managed to get PURPLE window trim to match his chrome bug deflector.
2)crazy todd may be the only man on earth that managed to scrape the bottom of his lower rider bumper.... 4.5 feet up in the air (bottom driver's side)
3) That truck still sucks.
4) His pontiac (i think) in front of the nightmare truck has rims that would fit a blazer
5) that grille cover has an emblem mark FOR A FORD (!) that the bow tie is stuck too... WTF that makes it a concious decision!
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Couldn't help but notice the following:
1)that tool managed to get PURPLE window trim to match his chrome bug deflector.
2)crazy todd may be the only man on earth that managed to scrape the bottom of his lower rider bumper.... 4.5 feet up in the air (bottom driver's side)
3) That truck still sucks.
4) His pontiac (i think) in front of the nightmare truck has rims that would fit a blazer
5) that grille cover has an emblem mark FOR A FORD (!) that the bow tie is stuck too... WTF that makes it a concious decision!
1)that tool managed to get PURPLE window trim to match his chrome bug deflector.
2)crazy todd may be the only man on earth that managed to scrape the bottom of his lower rider bumper.... 4.5 feet up in the air (bottom driver's side)
3) That truck still sucks.
4) His pontiac (i think) in front of the nightmare truck has rims that would fit a blazer
5) that grille cover has an emblem mark FOR A FORD (!) that the bow tie is stuck too... WTF that makes it a concious decision!
2) i was wondering if anyone was gonna see that. it was from running over the little lamp post on his lawn. you know, the 5' high ones that you put @ the end of your walkway. (i'm not kidding!)
3) yeah
4) it's actually a Cavalier, and yes they fit.
5) that's what caught my eye the first time i saw his truck
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Secondly, I don't own a yellow rain coat. Nor do I have a pair of rubber boots. So again, this poses a problem with your post. Keep in mind not all of the Maritimes is like Nfld
.Now, a proper stereotype for myself would have been something along the lines of "Doin a jig during my kitchen party while listening to bagpipes". Never can deny a good kitchen party, although I can do without the bagpipes. lol. Kitchen parties are like nothing else. They are amazing!
. lol, thanks for the good laugh though. I enjoyed the post
. I still have to raise the question though, where else would you see a truck like the one pictured in Canada besides ONT? lol 
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The fact it comes from City-Slicker Central actually surprises me lol... I would have expected something like that up around here, but it seems even though I'm surrounded by hicks "oo talk like dat eh" I've yet to see a mudder with an equivalent lack of "fashion" sense... most of them are just painted camouflage or bondo coloured, or just left matching your old tow hooks, with exhaust stacks instead of stick on scoops lol.
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The fact it comes from City-Slicker Central actually surprises me lol... I would have expected something like that up around here, but it seems even though I'm surrounded by hicks "oo talk like dat eh" I've yet to see a mudder with an equivalent lack of "fashion" sense... most of them are just painted camouflage or bondo coloured, or just left matching your old tow hooks, with exhaust stacks instead of stick on scoops lol.
