The Longest Thread In The WORLD
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#27
Pssst alblazer - it's an oxymoron of sorts, like jumbo shrimp
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the parkway
But I still don't know why they call them "apartments" when they're so close together
#28
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Hippo milk is pink.
Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys on a QWERTY keyboard.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
A new baby usually deprives each of it's parents around 350-400 hours of sleep in the first year. That is one entire nights sleep per week, per parent.
Standard paper cannot be folded in half more than 7 times.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
That's all for now.
Hippo milk is pink.
Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys on a QWERTY keyboard.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
A new baby usually deprives each of it's parents around 350-400 hours of sleep in the first year. That is one entire nights sleep per week, per parent.
Standard paper cannot be folded in half more than 7 times.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
That's all for now.
#29
More than ten people a year are killed by vending machines.
Hippo milk is pink.
Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys on a QWERTY keyboard.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
A new baby usually deprives each of it's parents around 350-400 hours of sleep in the first year. That is one entire nights sleep per week, per parent.
Standard paper cannot be folded in half more than 7 times.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
That's all for now.
Hippo milk is pink.
Alaska is the only state that can be typed on one row of keys on a QWERTY keyboard.
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
It is impossible to hum if your nose is plugged.
When withdrawing money from an ATM, the 'whirring' sound before your money pops out is actually a recording. The actual mechanism is so far back that you can't hear it.
A new baby usually deprives each of it's parents around 350-400 hours of sleep in the first year. That is one entire nights sleep per week, per parent.
Standard paper cannot be folded in half more than 7 times.
The chances of you dying on the way to get your lottery tickets is greater than your chances of winning.
The can opener was invented 48 years after the can.
If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven.
That's all for now.
#30
I predict that long before this becomes the longest thread in the world, it will be a contender for DUMBEST THREAD in the world.
And I've seen both long ones and dumb ones in the last 15 years. Actually the longer they get, generally the dumber they get.
And I've seen both long ones and dumb ones in the last 15 years. Actually the longer they get, generally the dumber they get.