i do have a new incident to report, but......lets take it from the top shall we?............

re Devin: leave him alone Curtis, he's probanly gonna finish faster than you.

re Pat: i'm pretty sure he meant on the outside, i can't see how you'd even see them if they were on the inside.

as for the write up, you should write it up on a blog or something, and link it t us. it would probably make for a side splitting read, i'm sure!

now, onto my latest report.........

i had a super quick avoidance last weekend-with my truck loaded to the back of my front seats with boxes.
some *** hat (thanks for the term Pat) cut me off & slammed on the brakes in front of me while i was coming down the 400 (the only major highway that heads up to God's country, from Toronto), doing the usual 120-130. when this "tool" flys by me, just misses my front left corner, and slams on his brakes on-right in front of me! i slammed on my brakes & yanked it hard to the left (transport to my right) only barely going onto the center rumble strip, and right back infront of him. the last part was on purpose of course (you guys have seen my "Winter Import Bumper", right?).
could smell the Blizzak's bitchen about the strip i just tore of them (locked up the LF tire on the first "swing"), but the truck settled in instantly, and nothing more happened.
FYI, this "tool" follows me into the truck stop down near King City (10 miles down the highway from where he tried to stop in front of me), and starts going off on how i cut him off when i got onto the highway. turns out this guy was going from the far passing lane, aiming for the merge lane-which is MY lane, to go around everyone else, when i "came into his view" (as he put it!).
my youngest brother is standing there looking @ him, & looking @ me, and my brother is just shaking his head, and tells the guy how lucky he is that i didn't escalate it further by doing it right back @ him! you shoulda seen this guy trying to get in my face. the whole time, my little brother is in between us (knowin if the guy made contact...well, it woulda be over pretty quick), with his fore arm out in front of him making the guy stay back. this must have pissed this tool off greatly, sine my brother is about 80 to 90 lbs lighter than me, that or the fact that i couldn't stop laughing @ him, because of what my brother was doing.

ah well, it's over and done with. i kept my cool (for the most part) and this guy now has to deal with the OPP, aren't cell phones great!

 

You're down with OPP?

 

yeah, you know me!

 

It's the guy's who cut you off (usually in a civic or some sort of rice burner), and when you lean on the horn they just put their hands up and say "WTF?"... one of these days I'll have an old C/K pickup with a Boss Blade on the front and I'll slice one of those bastards up the midsection with it.

 

oooooooo! i want pic's of that-infact i think we should get you a dash cam for that. infact, i'm gonna start petitioning he forum for one right away! hahahahaha!

 

hmmm. take ugly_monkey's car comp set up, i'll send you 2 web cams (want to see your face while it plays out too) and all you need is an external harddrive to collect the evidence. at least the media will have field day withit while you are on trial! Plus a man slaughter rap and a few years in the can will make a man out of you....

 

I look like an idiot in class right now laughing my *** off.

 

I look like an idiot as well in class laughing my *** off.
Curtis: I dont have any projects going on, im smarter than to announce something I know will take years to accomplish, plus im waiting to get another blazer. Also, leave our OPP alone lol.
Chris: your probably right, when I finally start a project, im sure it wont take that long. Also, im going to take a shot and say it was a BMW that cut you off, imo they are the MOST idiotic drivers out there on the 400 highways.

I was coming back from T.O with my g/f when a BMW came tearing past us dodging in and out of everything he could manage. Me being the "calm" driver got in the middle lane and enjoyed the show. I then proceeded to pass him caught behind a transport in the fast lane and laughed at him for a bit. As I start moving and get back in the fast lane(still like 10 cars ahead of said BMW, I hear tires squeeling behind me, and glance in my side mirror just in time to see the transport hit the centre median, and the bmw taking off like a bat outta hell past me.
Heard on the radio after that 7 cars proceeded to hit the transport that rolled. (luckily nobody was seriously injured)

IDIOTS

 

GOOD LORD! did you happen to get his tag #? An friggen retard like that deserves to be hunted down and forcibly sterilized....

 

lol... bye everrrrybody...