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the same stuff your oh-so-proud-to-be-married-to-a marine uniforms blends with: others dressed like us.... 
because there are less marines they were able to get 2 uniforms making it much easier to get a better blend in different locals, but nothing is 100%
i already posted the pics of soldiers standing out due to thse idiotic unis a while ago. there is only two places this stuff works; a gravel pile and one grandmother's couch. i dont know wher eit is now was like 2 months ago
because there are less marines they were able to get 2 uniforms making it much easier to get a better blend in different locals, but nothing is 100%
i already posted the pics of soldiers standing out due to thse idiotic unis a while ago. there is only two places this stuff works; a gravel pile and one grandmother's couch. i dont know wher eit is now was like 2 months ago
And I pick on my Husband's cammies too. Just looks so darn cute in them.
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Well at least the back door matches the front now lol.
Sorry to see that, but that is what you get for owning a f***... I think profanity is against forum rules, so you know lol.
Sorry to see that, but that is what you get for owning a f***... I think profanity is against forum rules, so you know lol.
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LuLz all around. One for each of you infact.
CBC: you can't single me out to pick on me
if my uniform makes me... 
DISAPPEAR!
OSL: Yes, when i do the front door swap she will act as my saw horse supporting the door during pin removal :icon-badrazz:
oktain:
wait... you're right... maybe ill park facing the other way tomorrow! get a nice figure eight look!
F.O.R.D! there i said it. she HAD to have the Exploder when she got tired of a baby seat in the back seat and no room for the stroller with my subs in the only brand new car I have ever owned, my '02 Lancer OZ Rally ed. So she made me trade it for her Silver 4 dr 2wd no frills exploder. FML!
CBC: you can't single me out to pick on me
if my uniform makes me... DISAPPEAR!OSL: Yes, when i do the front door swap she will act as my saw horse supporting the door during pin removal :icon-badrazz:
oktain:
wait... you're right... maybe ill park facing the other way tomorrow! get a nice figure eight look! F.O.R.D! there i said it. she HAD to have the Exploder when she got tired of a baby seat in the back seat and no room for the stroller with my subs in the only brand new car I have ever owned, my '02 Lancer OZ Rally ed. So she made me trade it for her Silver 4 dr 2wd no frills exploder. FML!
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Go big or go home!
Now what would have been the point of a love-tap? If you're going to hit a vehicle, make the anger and disappointment worth it...right?
Sucks about the truck.. I hope this
brightens your day! LOL.
Now what would have been the point of a love-tap? If you're going to hit a vehicle, make the anger and disappointment worth it...right?
Sucks about the truck.. I hope this
brightens your day! LOL.
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Well yet another story... Overnight we got 20cm's of snow, for my friendly neighbours to the south... in inches, it comes out to a larger number... lol, it's late and I'm lazy. ANYWAY.
Driving to school, not necessarily taking my time as I wanted to ensure I'd be early for my test today and blasting through unplowed snowbanks and drifts and what not, some asshat in an F-250 Superduty decides that he preferred MY lane more than his because a bus was in front of him. Without looking he cut out and just happened to be going half my speed (My speed was the speed limit btw, 50kph, maybe a little fast for the conditions, but 4x4 speeds the road to hot-headedness). Needless to say jamming on the brakes would have been useless.
Leaning on the horn I swerved to avoid him using the turning lane, and of course ended up getting a nice 45degree drift in there at the same time... My girlfriend and my friend were both laying bricks in their underwear as I somehow managed to flip the guy off while sliding by him AND recovering from the what could have been another "I totalled my Blazer" story. This is one of those cases however where it would have been HIS fault as he almost side-swiped me... and god forbid the insurance company gives me what the truck's worth, there's another one just like it for sale in town with less mileage... hmmmm.
Driving to school, not necessarily taking my time as I wanted to ensure I'd be early for my test today and blasting through unplowed snowbanks and drifts and what not, some asshat in an F-250 Superduty decides that he preferred MY lane more than his because a bus was in front of him. Without looking he cut out and just happened to be going half my speed (My speed was the speed limit btw, 50kph, maybe a little fast for the conditions, but 4x4 speeds the road to hot-headedness). Needless to say jamming on the brakes would have been useless.
Leaning on the horn I swerved to avoid him using the turning lane, and of course ended up getting a nice 45degree drift in there at the same time... My girlfriend and my friend were both laying bricks in their underwear as I somehow managed to flip the guy off while sliding by him AND recovering from the what could have been another "I totalled my Blazer" story. This is one of those cases however where it would have been HIS fault as he almost side-swiped me... and god forbid the insurance company gives me what the truck's worth, there's another one just like it for sale in town with less mileage... hmmmm.