stupid police stops
#11
12-16-2012 | 10:41 AM
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From: munster indiana
when i was a teenager i had a ghetto ricer car and the cops used to pull me over all the time for no reason. i been pulled over twice in one day 2 times thats how much they messed with me
the best ticket i ever got was "illegal sound amplification" for honking my musical horn
the best ticket i ever got was "illegal sound amplification" for honking my musical horn
#12
12-16-2012 | 10:47 AM
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From: Port huron,Mi
A few months ago I was driving my truck close to evening time and it had a smashed driverside fender from an accident I got into a few months back.My grill was broken too but all the lights worked except the tag light which I didnt know.So I see im being followed by a local sherrif and I know Im doing the speed limit or less.I figured he was just going to run my plate and that would be the end of it.Knope I made a left hand turn and soon as I did I get stopped.Im thinking WTF I know I wasnt doing anything wrong.He asked to check my paper work I said NP.Then I asked why am I getting pulled over.He said 2 of your trailer hitch ***** are blocking numbers on your plate and this is BS excuse we can use to pull people over.BTW Im thinking the whole time this is all BS LOL.So after that he let me go.I figured he was just profiling my truck cause it looked like crap and he thought I didnt have all the legal paper work.Mean while its now dark he didnt say crap about the burnt out tag light.In the mean time the damage has since been fixed on my truck so the cops will have to come up with a better reason to stop me.I told him the ***** cant be moved and its not my fault they put the tag infront of the trailer hitch.
#13
12-16-2012 | 06:15 PM
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This wasn't a stop by any police, but I thought it was funny anyway.
I have a Service Dog that helps me with my balance & getting up & down. He also senses when my knees are about to lock up. He is a Mobility Service Dog.
So one day I was at the store parking lot getting in my car. My dog got in then I started to get in when this women came running over all excited & said, " how are you going to drive that car blind" I said, "that is why the dog sits in the front seat" & drove off. She was standing there with her mouth to the ground just staring at me. That shows you how smart some people are. I laughed for an hour.
I have a Service Dog that helps me with my balance & getting up & down. He also senses when my knees are about to lock up. He is a Mobility Service Dog.
So one day I was at the store parking lot getting in my car. My dog got in then I started to get in when this women came running over all excited & said, " how are you going to drive that car blind" I said, "that is why the dog sits in the front seat" & drove off. She was standing there with her mouth to the ground just staring at me. That shows you how smart some people are. I laughed for an hour.
#14
12-16-2012 | 06:20 PM
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From: Summit Ny
This wasn't a stop by any police, but I thought it was funny anyway.
I have a Service Dog that helps me with my balance & getting up & down. He also senses when my knees are about to lock up. He is a Mobility Service Dog.
So one day I was at the store parking lot getting in my car. My dog got in then I started to get in when this women came running over all excited & said, " how are you going to drive that car blind" I said, "that is why the dog sits in the front seat" & drove off. She was standing there with her mouth to the ground just staring at me. That shows you how smart some people are. I laughed for an hour.
I have a Service Dog that helps me with my balance & getting up & down. He also senses when my knees are about to lock up. He is a Mobility Service Dog.
So one day I was at the store parking lot getting in my car. My dog got in then I started to get in when this women came running over all excited & said, " how are you going to drive that car blind" I said, "that is why the dog sits in the front seat" & drove off. She was standing there with her mouth to the ground just staring at me. That shows you how smart some people are. I laughed for an hour.
#15
12-16-2012 | 09:42 PM
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From: rison AR
I woulda said I was just going to the atm cause the one in the store didn't have braille.
I just got pulled over (20 mins ago) for running a stop sign 2 miles from the closest one and 3 miles from a direction I haven't been/aint going. The county constable was riding shotgun with me laughing his *** off. The idiot called it in and he got on his handheld and told dispatch the story. I was pretty much let go before the idiot got out of his cruiser to get my paperwork.
I just got pulled over (20 mins ago) for running a stop sign 2 miles from the closest one and 3 miles from a direction I haven't been/aint going. The county constable was riding shotgun with me laughing his *** off. The idiot called it in and he got on his handheld and told dispatch the story. I was pretty much let go before the idiot got out of his cruiser to get my paperwork.
#16
12-16-2012 | 10:04 PM
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A couple years ago in 2008 over Labor Day weekend I got pulled over for possible DUI. Didn't have a drop of alcohol. Because I didn't use a turn signal or drove over the center yellow line was reason enough to pull me over. Thankfully no ticket given.
Other stories to that do not involve getting pulled over, in Pennsylvania, we have what you call fire police. They are part of your local volenteer fire companies and they have limited police powers. They can direct traffic in an emergency and secure the fire or accident scene. They are volenteers and sometimes refer to them as wanna be cops. There atitude is "Heres my line and how dare you cross it." They don't always do traffic control according to the Pa. Vehicle Codes. One day I was out driving about and came across an accident scene unaware of it. One lane was still open and there there was a caution triangle one of those that truck carries set on the road. The lane looked clear so I proceeded with caution. When I approached the nearest fire police, he informed me that I have crossed a barricade and I would of recieved a ticket no question ask by an officer that left some minutes ago. I asked him, if a caution triangle is a barricade? And if they csn by without blocking the nearest intersection? And he told me have a good day.
A couple months ago I had a run in with a fire police in my hometown where he thought he could use only cones to block a street in the middle of a block without no sign or a police/fire police present. I tried to address that with the fire chief, but he was not interested in talking with me. So I won't be supporting my local fire company other than through my tax dollar going to them. Sorry firemen I total respect what your doing, but train your fire police and have better public relation. They are the ones the public will see and talk to at an incident.
Other stories to that do not involve getting pulled over, in Pennsylvania, we have what you call fire police. They are part of your local volenteer fire companies and they have limited police powers. They can direct traffic in an emergency and secure the fire or accident scene. They are volenteers and sometimes refer to them as wanna be cops. There atitude is "Heres my line and how dare you cross it." They don't always do traffic control according to the Pa. Vehicle Codes. One day I was out driving about and came across an accident scene unaware of it. One lane was still open and there there was a caution triangle one of those that truck carries set on the road. The lane looked clear so I proceeded with caution. When I approached the nearest fire police, he informed me that I have crossed a barricade and I would of recieved a ticket no question ask by an officer that left some minutes ago. I asked him, if a caution triangle is a barricade? And if they csn by without blocking the nearest intersection? And he told me have a good day.
A couple months ago I had a run in with a fire police in my hometown where he thought he could use only cones to block a street in the middle of a block without no sign or a police/fire police present. I tried to address that with the fire chief, but he was not interested in talking with me. So I won't be supporting my local fire company other than through my tax dollar going to them. Sorry firemen I total respect what your doing, but train your fire police and have better public relation. They are the ones the public will see and talk to at an incident.
#17
12-17-2012 | 04:20 PM
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From: rison AR
We don have fire police but when we respond to an accident or a fire we have the right to shut down the highway if we feel the need.
Fire story
Few years ago we got called out to a house fire down a long gravel road. We respond and on the way down the road got behind a grandma that would not let us by her. A cop in the fire dept came around us and pulled her over for failure to yeild to us. We got to the house too late and it was her house burnt to the ground. Her reason for not letting us by was she just washed her car and didnt want to get it dirty. Guess not paying for a carwash was worth more than a ticket and her house/belongings.
Fire story
Few years ago we got called out to a house fire down a long gravel road. We respond and on the way down the road got behind a grandma that would not let us by her. A cop in the fire dept came around us and pulled her over for failure to yeild to us. We got to the house too late and it was her house burnt to the ground. Her reason for not letting us by was she just washed her car and didnt want to get it dirty. Guess not paying for a carwash was worth more than a ticket and her house/belongings.
#19
12-17-2012 | 09:48 PM
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From: In the Colorado mountains
I got stopped about a year ago for being white in a black neighborhood. Cop was black too. He stopped me for "going through a parking lot" which apparently is illegal here.
He started getting pissed when I asked him if the land owner complained; did any shop owners complain; was anyone hurt; did anyone come near getting hurt?
When he told me what I did, I said "there's a guy dealing crack back at the gas station, but that's okay isn't it." He didn't answer. The crack dealer was okay, because he's black, you know.
Then he asked me for my license and I told him "I don't have one, I don't believe in them." and handed him my passport which shows I am not a U.S. citizen but an American National. As I rescinded my citizenship several years ago due to the tyranny going on with his bosses, the government.
Then he asked "do you have any drugs in the car?" My reply was "ah here we go, the interrogation starts, huh. Guilty until proven innocent, am I? No I do not use your products so the answer is NO." "What's that supposed to mean." "Oh come on, you know your bosses ship the drugs in to the U.S."
After that, he went back to check my info and came back with a ticket. He says this is a ticket for driving without a license. SO I pull out my copy of the Texas Transportation Code and ask him where it says I need a license to travel. He wouldn't answer so I pointed out where a "driver's License" is defined.
I said "now I know there are some big words and your reading level is Dick and Jane but call your flunkie you've had staring at me the whole time so both of you can get an education. Now here it says 'A driver's license is defined as a TEMPORARY PERMIT - now that's the thing you get before you get your actual slave card - AND - now that's an important word there, and - AN OCCUPATIONAL LICENSE - I know, that's a big word for you bit what is an occupation? Right, a job. Engaging in commerce. Now, is this private automobile say anywhere that it is a taxi or a shuttle bus? No, it is a private automobile, therefore legal and lawful to travel in."
Well, he's not absorbing the info so he tells me "I need your signature on this ticket you do not have to sign it." "and what happens if I don't sign your fraudulent piece of paper?" "You will be arrested." "So I don't have to sign it but you'll arrest me if I don't?" "That's right." "Alright, I will sign it, but I am going to add that I am signing it UNDER DURESS." "What?"
I didn't answer him and he ripped the paper off his little book and threw it at me.
I got the ticket dismissed any way. He was a total dumbass since I am in the computer and it says "do not ticket for no license." I didn't call him in to the racial profiling line which is what he was doing, thinking I was a white guy over there buying drugs when I was dropping off my wife's kid to his white friend's house of whom neither of which do drugs.
He started getting pissed when I asked him if the land owner complained; did any shop owners complain; was anyone hurt; did anyone come near getting hurt?
When he told me what I did, I said "there's a guy dealing crack back at the gas station, but that's okay isn't it." He didn't answer. The crack dealer was okay, because he's black, you know.
Then he asked me for my license and I told him "I don't have one, I don't believe in them." and handed him my passport which shows I am not a U.S. citizen but an American National. As I rescinded my citizenship several years ago due to the tyranny going on with his bosses, the government.
Then he asked "do you have any drugs in the car?" My reply was "ah here we go, the interrogation starts, huh. Guilty until proven innocent, am I? No I do not use your products so the answer is NO." "What's that supposed to mean." "Oh come on, you know your bosses ship the drugs in to the U.S."
After that, he went back to check my info and came back with a ticket. He says this is a ticket for driving without a license. SO I pull out my copy of the Texas Transportation Code and ask him where it says I need a license to travel. He wouldn't answer so I pointed out where a "driver's License" is defined.
I said "now I know there are some big words and your reading level is Dick and Jane but call your flunkie you've had staring at me the whole time so both of you can get an education. Now here it says 'A driver's license is defined as a TEMPORARY PERMIT - now that's the thing you get before you get your actual slave card - AND - now that's an important word there, and - AN OCCUPATIONAL LICENSE - I know, that's a big word for you bit what is an occupation? Right, a job. Engaging in commerce. Now, is this private automobile say anywhere that it is a taxi or a shuttle bus? No, it is a private automobile, therefore legal and lawful to travel in."
Well, he's not absorbing the info so he tells me "I need your signature on this ticket you do not have to sign it." "and what happens if I don't sign your fraudulent piece of paper?" "You will be arrested." "So I don't have to sign it but you'll arrest me if I don't?" "That's right." "Alright, I will sign it, but I am going to add that I am signing it UNDER DURESS." "What?"
I didn't answer him and he ripped the paper off his little book and threw it at me.
I got the ticket dismissed any way. He was a total dumbass since I am in the computer and it says "do not ticket for no license." I didn't call him in to the racial profiling line which is what he was doing, thinking I was a white guy over there buying drugs when I was dropping off my wife's kid to his white friend's house of whom neither of which do drugs.
Not anymore.
Be glad you got away with what you did and did not end up in jail with no bail. And, I guess, pat yourself on the back for feeling you made a LEO feel he didn't know what he was doing.
Keep up with your current way of dealing every time you get pulled over and let us all know how it works out for you.
#20
12-19-2012 | 02:43 AM
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From: Austin, Texas
And those people are morons. I am not breaking any laws what so ever.
Most PEACE OFFICERS do not know the law to hardly any extent. That's why my friend Eddie Craig gives a seminar every Sunday that is free to PEACE OFFICERS to explain what the true rule of law really means.
When PEACE OFFICERS let illegal aliens off for driving drunk, no "license" no insurance, ect. because judges let them go with a $5 fine - YES, THEY DO THIS, LOOK IT UP. So not only do they get free healthcare; free housing; free anything else; they can commit any crime they want. » The horrific crimes of illegal aliens Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind! I don't see how it's a problem to have someone that is an American National.
Police are nothing but hired corporate goons that are there to generate REVENUE, nothing more. The Supreme Court has decided that the police are not there to protect and serve any more, they are there to patronize and annoy. Are there good cops out there? Sure. But they are being outnumbered by jerk offs with a God complex on steroids that feels they can shoot, rape, rob, steal, harass and just get away with it. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/po...otus.html?_r=0 Police work for the government, not the people. Thank God more and more are waking up to the corruption.
Most PEACE OFFICERS do not know the law to hardly any extent. That's why my friend Eddie Craig gives a seminar every Sunday that is free to PEACE OFFICERS to explain what the true rule of law really means.
When PEACE OFFICERS let illegal aliens off for driving drunk, no "license" no insurance, ect. because judges let them go with a $5 fine - YES, THEY DO THIS, LOOK IT UP. So not only do they get free healthcare; free housing; free anything else; they can commit any crime they want. » The horrific crimes of illegal aliens Alex Jones' Infowars: There's a war on for your mind! I don't see how it's a problem to have someone that is an American National.
Police are nothing but hired corporate goons that are there to generate REVENUE, nothing more. The Supreme Court has decided that the police are not there to protect and serve any more, they are there to patronize and annoy. Are there good cops out there? Sure. But they are being outnumbered by jerk offs with a God complex on steroids that feels they can shoot, rape, rob, steal, harass and just get away with it. http://www.nytimes.com/2005/06/28/po...otus.html?_r=0 Police work for the government, not the people. Thank God more and more are waking up to the corruption.