I was with a buddy today while he was at work. He drives a truck. We were sitting at a light and this blonde gal runs up and yells "You're losing your load!". He looked at me and the light turned green so we went. This happened 3 more times with the gal yelling the same thing each time we stopped. Finally, as she was yelling "you're losing your load", he rolled down the window and replied "Lady! It's winter and I'm driving a salt truck!".

 

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn't panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. "If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it."

Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, "Well, I'm done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?"

 

Yup there where four of them and they were all blond. Had Nevada plates in Anaheim. I guess they were they looking for Disney Land cause when they saw a sign that said Disney Land left they got back on the freeway towards Vegas.

 

lol nice