Found it. No dash speakers. I pulled off the passenger side cover and found just a blank plate - and a metric crapload of fired .22 brass, for some strange reason. Screwed that cover down tight, screwed the driver's side cover down tight, will go buy two more Alpine SPS-600s to go with the two I put in the back. Yay.

 

nice.... i figured you didn't have dash if you heard nothing. my stock passenger tweeter is blown but still plays... it sounds like crap but it still moves

 

The only speaker in mine that works is the front right dash. Haha. All the others are blown. Hopefully within the week i'll be going to the audio place and having them put in new speakers, tweeters where the ash trays in the back are, and a new radio [: and possibly run an amp wire to the back.