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Old Jun 24, 2011 | 12:37 PM
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and heres the joke.

 

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Old Jun 24, 2011 | 12:43 PM
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Congrats! You will never need gas ever again.
 
Old Jun 24, 2011 | 12:58 PM
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lol yeah as long as you can go down hill with a tail wind and the truck shut off you might be able to actually get 99 mpg, but even then it would be a struggle to get that with the blazer.
 
Old Jun 24, 2011 | 01:17 PM
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Very true, blazers arn't exatly known for their gas milage.
 
Old Jun 24, 2011 | 08:31 PM
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Thats great... hahaha Who needs a Volt where you can have the 99 mpg blazer
 
Old Jun 24, 2011 | 09:49 PM
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Actually, very easy to do. Get up to about 90 mph, take your foot off the gas and coast. It'll eventually get up that high.

Yes, I've done it more than a few times. If you want the real story, let's see a pic of the average mpg's. I've got a pic some place of the average mpg on an up armored Suburan I drove in Iraq a few years back.

3.6 mpg's. Just glad I wasn't paying for the fuel.
 
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Actually, very easy to do. Get up to about 90 mph, take your foot off the gas and coast. It'll eventually get up that high.

Yes, I've done it more than a few times. If you want the real story, let's see a pic of the average mpg's. I've got a pic some place of the average mpg on an up armored Suburan I drove in Iraq a few years back.

3.6 mpg's. Just glad I wasn't paying for the fuel.
If you reset it right while coasting from 90, you can get pretty high AVG ECON :P
 
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Dang, wish I could get 99mpg.
 
Old Jun 26, 2011 | 02:11 PM
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lol yeah my average right now is about 18. but to get the 99 mpg i think i was coasting at 60. when you see the 99 your wallet doesn't hurt as much as when you see 5 while driving up a hill.
 
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