^
<They are secretly training to take over the world
V is now concerned about squirrels

 

^ has no idea whut squirrelz are capable of....
<
V Brings ketchup

 

^

< I brought Ketchup!

v Left the squirrel at home.

 

^ dog ate it
< ate my homework to
V thinks im full of shizz

 

^ Full of shiz.

< Doesn't have to work tomorrow. I think. I also beat you to it.

v Has to work.

 

^has NO idea what work is going to involve tomorrow
< Finalizing implementing a new POS (point of sale) system at work tomorrow
V laughs at my misfortune

 

^ Haha! Hope it goes well.

< I don't like POS.

v loves POS. Doesn't want to set one up.

 

^ damn straight, wasnt my idea to get a new one
< reviewing 56,000 skus to delete obsolute ones, at least i managed to get all the new cpus up and finished the networking today
V thinks this is a bit outside of my job title as sales rep!

 

^doesn't surprise me that you're doing something outside of your "job title"
< is possibly getting a new job
V kind of wants to know what my new job is

 

^ not really, but still glad that you found one.

< still doin' the hunt.

V is lucky enough to not have to.