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Jul 24, 2020 | 04:43 PM

daveca

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Dodge/ Chrysler jokes

Know how to make a Dodge go a quarter mile in 10 seconds?

push it out of an airplane!

On a quiet country night, you cant hear a Ford rust for the noise of parts falling off a Chrysler.

MOPAR...More Old Parts And Rust.

Your turn.

Jul 24, 2020 | 07:20 PM

Billy1820

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How about this, my Mopar will blow the doors off a pos chevy 😂

Play nice, a lot of people here own a lot of different cars

Jul 24, 2020 | 08:52 PM

DonL

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Found on road dead....

fudged on race day...

edit: I think I posted some on an old thread with a BUNCH on here lol...

Jul 25, 2020 | 10:35 AM

daveca

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Its called a " sense of humor" Billy. Lighten up.

People used to laugh and joke around about things.

Jul 25, 2020 | 06:56 PM

Cimmerian

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I think out of the major US mfgs, only Ford and Dodge have been major pieces of **** in my experience.

Oct 1, 2020 | 11:36 PM

go chevy

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DODGE..... Dead On Driveway Going East..... FORD..... Fixed Or Repaired Daily..... PONTIAC..... Poor Old Nut Thought It's A Cadillac.....

Sep 9, 2021 | 02:40 PM

cage47

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Wait....I thought Dodge/Chrysler WAS the joke.

Anyway, just sold my daughter's 2013 Dodge avenger. We had to do SOOOO many wear and tear repairs just to get it sellable. My poor old beat up 2000 Blazer is in better shape than that car was.

Sep 9, 2021 | 03:25 PM

Tom A

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Cimmerian

I think out of the major US mfgs, only Ford and Dodge have been major pieces of **** in my experience.

I've been mostly a Chevy guy all my life, but the biggest turd I ever owned was a Chevy (99 Suburban) and the best truck I've ever owned was a Ford (02 F-250).

Sep 9, 2021 | 05:19 PM

cage47

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I will admit I do miss my 79 Towncar. But that landyacht matched up to my 72 grandville. But my biggest turd was a 2003 Dakota with the 4cyl and 5speed. No guts whatsoever.