ok so that game was addicting cause the controls were crappy and i was determined to get a better score......l finally put it down and stepped away from the computer.....

 

Lol.... ROBOT UNICORN!!!!!

 

Short Love Story

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,.......... 'Ma'am,

I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?

I'm awfully cold.'

'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'

'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.

'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f'ing blanket.'


After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.



The End

 

^^^^^^thats awesome

 

A Real Woman

A real woman is a man's best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.

She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.

She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do...live without fear, forget regret.

She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to his most intimate desires.

She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most beautiful man in the room and will enable him to be confident, sexy, seductive, and invincible.

No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of beer.
It’s beer that does all that.......

Never mind!

 

that's a classic one Tom ^^^



since it's been so long since i've been around, i'll throw a few new ones up............



another........


Last night, my adult kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my wine.

They are such ********.

 

At least he came back with a gifts lol

 

^^^ was that in reference to me, Brad?

 

we thoroughly missed you here haha. where have you been?

 

alot of pesonal s**t goin' on Mack.

new job didn't work out, so after 5 1/2 months i'm back pushin' the tin cup, and beatin' the ads. personally, i think they had me there just to fill in for a tight spot. nice guys to work with, but i saw what was coming a little over a month before hand.

i know this belongs in another thread, but i hope things are working out for you Mack (read your thread you started regarding your own personal hell)