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#282
11-18-2011, 02:10 PM
A 12 year old boy comes out of church one day and the priest says "See ya later, alligator". The boy replies "After while pedophile"
#285
12-11-2011, 10:19 PM
Q: whats a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A: humpme dumpme
Q: why dont blondes use vibrators?
A: they chip their teeth
Q: what do u call a blonde standing onher head?
A: a brunette with bad teeth
Q: what do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: artificial intelligence
A: humpme dumpme
Q: why dont blondes use vibrators?
A: they chip their teeth
Q: what do u call a blonde standing onher head?
A: a brunette with bad teeth
Q: what do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: artificial intelligence
#286
12-11-2011, 10:30 PM
Originally Posted by 89DropTop
A boy that lives on a farm is awakened by his mother early in the morning on the weekend. She tells him he won't get breakfast until he does his chores. One of his chores involves feeding all the animals. While he was feeding the animals he takes out his aggression on some of them. He kicks a chicken, a cow, and a pig. When he finished his chores his mother just gives him a bowl of dry cereal. When he asks why, his mother tells him that he didn't get any milk because he kicked the cow. He didn't get any eggs because he kicked the chicken and he didn't get bacon because he kicked the pig. Right then his father comes in and kicks the cat. The boy looks at his mother and says "Would you like to tell him or should I?"
#288
12-19-2011, 10:35 PM
Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
A. The joystick is wet.
Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.
Q. How can you tell that a blonde sent you a fax?
A. It has a stamp on it.
Q. What do you call a room full of blondes with PMS and yeast infections?
A. A wine and cheese party!
#289
12-20-2011, 04:00 AM
There is a tourist on vacation in a small town, there are farms everywhere. He was out all day his cell battery dies and wants to know what time it is. So he walks up on a farmer with a donkey on his side and asks if he know the time, so the farmer grabs the donkey by the ***** raises em up and says its quarter till 2. the tourist was amazed and asks how can you tell what time it is by raising the donkeys *****. the farmer responds well once i lift them i can see the watch on the other side.
There is a drunk guy in a street holding a lamp post. He is so drunk he can barely stand, he starts shouting should i let it go or not should i let it go or not. so people gather around him and start screaming let it go let it go. then finaly the drunk guy goes "phhhhhhrt...." and stumbles away.
There is a drunk guy in a street holding a lamp post. He is so drunk he can barely stand, he starts shouting should i let it go or not should i let it go or not. so people gather around him and start screaming let it go let it go. then finaly the drunk guy goes "phhhhhhrt...." and stumbles away.
