Um... my brother proved once again that he obviously didn't get his intelligence from the same gene pool I did.... LOL
Well.... We had a hell of a winter storm blow through Sunday here in Southwest Indiana.... I mean LITERALLY blow through.... With plenty of snow and 40-50mph winds.... My lil bro, on his way home from work and knowing that the country roads to my house drift easily decided to take another way home..... And instead of taking, oh, you know, something that makes sense like a highway or something that's well traveled as far as he can before having to venture onto the backroads to the house.... He decides to take a different set of country roads home...... calls me at 10:30 to tell me he's stuck in a snow drift and needs me to help him out.... now..... he owns a 2008 Pontiac Grand Prix..... not the best car for such conditions right? So as I drove up on his location I could see light from his headlights.... I thought, okay, this isn't that bad...... I WAS SO WRONG! The light was from just the drivers side headlight, shining through a little bit of snow..... otherwise the entire car was under the drift up to the windshield...... we dug the car out and I tied onto it with a strap....... and yeah we broke the strap.... lol. So we had to run and get a chain and come back..... and RE dig out the car again, thank you so much wind...... lol.... but here's the real kicker that made it so much fun....... When we dug down the first time we stopped at the bottom of the tires... didn't think a whole lot about it.... this time I continued to dig and found all 4 tires at LEAST 8 inches off the road.... 8 inches!!!! he had to have hit that drift like a maniac...... luckily with the chain I got him out pretty easily....GO JIMMY!!! Though by the time we got home from all of it it was right around 1:30 in the morning!! yeah..... so much fun..... but WTF was he thinking?? obviously nothing at all..... I also got to mention that when he called I had been up for about 36 hours straight thanks to my mom going to the hospital saturday morning and my wife being sick ALL night long saturday night.... I was tired and ready to kill him by the time we were done......... my lil bro is 18 and still has ALOT to learn.... obviously. Though it was kinda fun getting out there in the snow with the Jimmy.

 

I have one that isn't going to take 10 mins to read lol. I saw a school bus in the ditch lol. *** in the ditch turn the opposite way of traffic lol.

 

LOL oh man cars in the ditch. and people with their little cars that have no idea..About two years ago on my way to uni i noticed a truck in the ditch, didnt think anything of it just stopped ran up and check to see if he needed a tow out, he just looked at me and his face was pale as a ghost (i swear he mustve been sittin on a steamer). He looks at me in a skittish voice, no, its ok, ill wait for the tow truck. Im like are you sure man i can get you out no problem, hes like, no...its ok....i rolled it....So i look at his passenger side and the ONLY damage is a busted off passenger mirror. He hit the curb, did a complete roll in the air OVER the windrow and landed in the median right between the two windrows, and managed to only break a mirror, NO DENTS. I didnt even notice the lack of tracks going in when i ran up the car. The windrow was also about 3 feet tall that he cleard. Man i wouldve shat my pants to if i was him. Talk about having horsehoes up ur ***.

 

Well they're not up there anymore!

 

LMFAO

 

Have any stories about the various morons that attempt to drive?

Tell 'em!


I got a couple. I was going through an intersection and some elderly folks who were squinting out the windshield trying to see attempted to drive through me. I had to lay on the horn, and they barely missed me.

Another time someone tried to do a lane change into me as I was going by them on a four lane road. I had to blare the horn at them. They got within a half foot from my fender.

Another time, a bunch of people came flying up behind me, pedal to the metal, and honked to get me to move, even though this was on a four lane highway. Later, one of them, who coincidentally works on the drive through, called me a fool as I went through.

One day I was on my way to school, and someone in a Buick decided that I was unimportant, and they pulled out directly in front of me. I had to put the brake pedal to the floor to miss them.

There's many more, too many to count. Sometimes I'm too afraid to leave the house. This garbage happens to me nearly every day.

 

I don't use my horn that much, it's just not a reflex of mine to use..

A kid at school with a brand new f150 on 33" M/t's was 3 inches away from my back glass the other day, i cranked up Wine-O pop my truck, and shook the crap out of his truck with my intense bass.


This one's about me, i put my e-brake down in the mornings to shut off my lights as i back in to park with my buddies and i forgot to release it, so i pull out of my parking spot rather fast with pure motivation to spin a little bit and theirs the school sherrif sitting their walking twoards us (my buddies gf was blocking traffic) he pointed at a parking spot and i went, 164 dollar Careless Driving Ticket. I felt so stupid, getting down the road i noticed my e-brake was on..


A buddy of mine owns a '93 ford f150 about 9" of lift rolling on 38.5" tires, some chick in a yota celica rolled up behind him, like directly on his ***, he was too far ahead for the light to change so he looked all the way up and around his truck, nobody insight. He locked it in reverse and started riding up on her hood, he jumps out of his truck pissed off, with a huge lip of dip in, cursing and yelling at the lady.., low and behold theirs to huge scrape lines down to the metal on the yotas hood. Later the lady found his truck and he got called to the office at school, he was quoted 4500 for the hood. Imo, with maaco right next door and pick a part down not even 30 minutes away, it will only really cost a couple hundred

 

I got one for ya. Last monday I was going to a pain management clinic and while backing into the only parking space, some jack wagon races in and damn near clips my classic Citation. So I pull around the parking lot and when I get back to the front, this guys coming over so I roll my window partway down and ask him WTF? Words were exchanged and he became violent and grabbed for my window. I pull off and he punches my back window & door. Natch, I go up the road and call 911. No sooner than I get off the phone this moron comes flying up and almost hits me AGAIN!! Another call to 911. Cops show up and he feeds them some **** and bull story and gets someone else to say I spit in his face!! So *I* get charged with battery!!!!!! He walks away with a simple warning. If thats not bad enough, because of the "incident" the dr. refuses to treat me.


Oh, and this a-hole is a member of the "christian motorcyclist m/c". I hope to see him on the road sometime and give him a good lesson on how well my brakes work.

 

No offense, but that guy doesn't seem very mature...


Also, I only used my horn twice, because these people kept coming at me, and I had to get their attention. The other time a horn was mentioned it was a tailgater trying to make me get out of their way even when they were in the slow lane on an empty highway...

 

I knew someone that I worked with once upon a time that had an S10, and he had a dump truck horn put in just to frighten the **** out of people who pissed him off on the road.

Win.