Post your idiotic Driver Stories
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Joined: Jan 2010
Posts: 65
From: chicago
I gots a story from Monday night. I was driving to the petsmart to jump the fiances little neon. I was sitting at a red light ( truck was about to die so i gave it a little gas to keep it running). At this time I notice a honda civic ricer kid sitting next to me smiling like yup your gonna lose. So the light turns green and he gives it all he has. Me being the smart one, I just go on my way like normall. He was easily doing 80 in 35..... So we come up to a stop sign and what do yah know.... 3 squads come up out of the forest preserve and stop us. One cop ask me my story while the other 2 ask him his.
He told the cops that i was "trying" to race him. If i wanted to i woulda won... but i dont need any more problems with my truck lol. So the cop told me his story after I told him mine. He let me go and the little (16) yr old boy got his car impounded along with a reckless endangerment charge. I love it when the pigs fly out nowhere.
He told the cops that i was "trying" to race him. If i wanted to i woulda won... but i dont need any more problems with my truck lol. So the cop told me his story after I told him mine. He let me go and the little (16) yr old boy got his car impounded along with a reckless endangerment charge. I love it when the pigs fly out nowhere.
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Joined: Jun 2010
Posts: 142
From: SE Indiana: Batesvegas
Hope this fits as an idiot getting whats coming....
A few years back, my father lived in a small town...5,000 people and everyone left the doors unlocked on cars houses...whatever. Well he left his keys in his 96 blazer one night and came out the next morning and it was gone.
He calls the cops and they find it under 2 miles down the road. He tells them that he is not surprised as he knew he needed to pull out and turn left to go straight to the fuel place since he was almost out. he idiot that stole it did not check the gas and turned right to get out of town and did not check the gas or notice the light. He ran out of gas closer to the place he had apparently tried to break into before stealing the truck. They caught him and his partner hoofing it across a corn field later that day.
I guess sometimes it is better to keep the truck near empty.
A few years back, my father lived in a small town...5,000 people and everyone left the doors unlocked on cars houses...whatever. Well he left his keys in his 96 blazer one night and came out the next morning and it was gone.
He calls the cops and they find it under 2 miles down the road. He tells them that he is not surprised as he knew he needed to pull out and turn left to go straight to the fuel place since he was almost out. he idiot that stole it did not check the gas and turned right to get out of town and did not check the gas or notice the light. He ran out of gas closer to the place he had apparently tried to break into before stealing the truck. They caught him and his partner hoofing it across a corn field later that day.
I guess sometimes it is better to keep the truck near empty.
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Joined: Aug 2008
Posts: 3,209
From: Sudbury, ON, Canada
Well I've got one from this morning... I'm driving into work when a girl in a Hyundai Tuscon blasts by me on her phone (Construction going from 2 lanes down to 1, she was rushing to get to the end of the merge). Anyway I'm watching her cut this Honda Civic off about 3 cars in front of me when I see everyone in the line putting their brakes on... except her... KAFUKINGBOOM! She owned this Honda Accord setting her airbag off. I couldn't help myself, I shouted "DUMB BITCH" out the window as I drove by.
