lol, maybe goop it up with some black RTV silicone

 

And you sound like you've never lived in the city. During the past five years I've lived in my neighborhood, my truck's been broken into, my Maxima was broken into, and my house has been broken into. Plus some crackhead tried to steal my lawnmower, but my wife screamed out the window and chased him off.

To boot, I have been harrassed by the cops when I took out the trash. The idiots thought I was dropping off drugs for somebody. I told them "Dumbass - it's TRASH night!"

So who's paranoid?

And yes, I do plan to move as soon as possible...