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#261
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Scranton PA
Posts: 543

lol well let my lil bro or mom drive it..they can get into an accident with it in park lol..and both have...oh phone poles...light poles..they just..APPEAR and hit the truck's magically LMAO...i don't think i could get into an accident driving like 1 of the kiwi's lol
#262
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 145

I try to never let my dad drive mine because he'll put it in reverse, then back in drive and smash the accelerator before it stops moving backwards -- CRUNCH! -- every time. Or, he'll brake way too hard way too late, or try to rip the controls out of the dash for no apparent reason... and then of course, after I have spent all day detailing it, hop in and smoke half a pack of cigarettes with the windows up.
I let my mom drive it because it was her baby so she's good to it.
Regards,
Thomas
I let my mom drive it because it was her baby so she's good to it.
Regards,
Thomas
#263
Banned
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Scranton PA
Posts: 543

ew thats how my step dad was he figured cause he bought me my first truck (85 gmc sierra with a knapehide body) he thought it was ok to smoke in it...after moving from canada to the US a 9 hour trip hauling a 35ft long trailer he went through a pack..i hopped in the truck and threw up*luckily the door was still open*..i never could understand him..he smoked like a chimminey..and i dont eally think he cared it could cause me issues too (lived w/him for 8 years) i'm surprised i'm as healthy as i am!
i'm the middle kid, had my license the shortest time..and had the most vehicles...4 chevy blazers (well 1 t-blazer) at one time...the MOMENT i sold each truck..its like i released it from my protection...the 3 i sold...now have body damage...its like..i'm the only one who KNOWS how to drive...and safely at that lol
i'm the middle kid, had my license the shortest time..and had the most vehicles...4 chevy blazers (well 1 t-blazer) at one time...the MOMENT i sold each truck..its like i released it from my protection...the 3 i sold...now have body damage...its like..i'm the only one who KNOWS how to drive...and safely at that lol
Last edited by MuddBunny84; 12-24-2009 at 07:59 AM.
#264
Banned
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 145

ew thats how my step dad was he figured cause he bought me my first truck (85 gmc sierra with a knapehide body) he thought it was ok to smoke in it...after moving from canada to the US a 9 hour trip hauling a 35ft long trailer he went through a pack..i hopped in the truck and threw up*luckily the door was still open*..i never could understand him..he smoked like a chimminey..and i dont eally think he cared it could cause me issues too (lived w/him for 8 years) i'm surprised i'm as healthy as i am!
Anyway... I'll stop hijacking this thread now and say something relevant to the title!
Last night, a lil' Honda screamed by me on the highway, blowing the horn because I was only doing 5 over (With ice on the road mind you). 'bout five minutes later I see flashing blue lights on the shoulder, a cop writin' that lil' Honda a nice speeding ticked to hang on the mantle with care.
Regards,
Thomas







