so i was inspired at 6 oclock in the morning as i went into lab. I was listening to a radio station and they have what is called "Stuipid people news" so........let's here em

i'll start off
Guy walks into a diner, he is intent on robbing, he screams "give me all your money!" the manager replies sir it's only 4 oclock in the afternoon and we don't have all of it. Guy sits there thinking yells "I'll be back at eleven, you'd better have all my money then!" he leaves.
later that night at eleven sure enough the guy comes back demanding his money. too bad no customers were there but the police gave him some shiny handcuffs.

 

What an idiot................please don't tell me he was Mexican!!! Lol.

 

Heard this on the radio the other day:

Guy goes to rob a bank...in the drive up window

I don't know which one is worse, the guy robbing the bank...

or the teller, behind bullet proof glass, inside the building, who never saw a weapon of any type, and gives over the money.