Didnt get what you wanted for Christmas? Try these!
#1
12-28-2010, 08:28 PM
Didnt get what you wanted for Christmas? Try these!
Found this on another group I belong to and thought it was funny. Enjoy! 
Short on last minute Christmas gifts? Here's some for you...
1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3,000 miles or twice a year. $25
2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12
3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24
4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1 each.
5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50
6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99
7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99
8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99 ea.
9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome (gold available by special
order). $14.99
10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version. $59.95
11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version. $49.99
12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit. $105.59
13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!). $40.24
14. Muffler Bearings. From $19.95 ea
15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits. From $9.99
16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by the lb-ft/sec $0.50
17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc), its computer (ecm, ecu, black box, etc) may have become infected with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199
18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto companies have kept secret for years as the recall would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft.
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Short on last minute Christmas gifts? Here's some for you...
1. Tire Air Change Kit. This kit comes with everything you need to change the air in your tires. This highly recommended but often overlooked maintenance item is much easier now. Remember to change your air every 3,000 miles or twice a year. $25
2. Blinker Fluid. You knew it existed but, WOW, is this stuff hard to find. 4oz bottle. $12
3. Synthetic Blinker Fluid. Better yet! 4oz bottle. $24
4. Light Bulb Filaments. Why throw away a perfectly good turn signal or stop light bulb when you can just install a new filament? Premium Filaments, made in the USA! $1 each.
5. Manifold Heat. Yes, your exhaust manifold should be HOT. If it's not, you may need this item. Sold by the pound. $3.50
6. Steering Wheel Gaskets. All SIZES available! Email for specific
application. From $9.99
7. Tie Rod Tensioner. Is your tie rod limp? Tension it with T-50! $14.99
8. Alternator Batteries. (4 required, replace them all!) From $2.99 ea.
9. Fan Belt Buckles. Specify brass or chrome (gold available by special
order). $14.99
10. Muffler Bearing Manual. Print version. $59.95
11. Muffler Bearing Manual. CD version. $49.99
12. Universal Muffler Bearing Tool Kit. $105.59
13. Muffler Bearing Hi Temp Synthetic Lube (the only kind we sell!). $40.24
14. Muffler Bearings. From $19.95 ea
15. Muffler Bearing Gasket Kits. From $9.99
16. Momentum (required for tackling some off road obstacles). Sold by the lb-ft/sec $0.50
17. Microsoft Windows Eliminator. If your car or truck begins to run poorly, (long time to start, frequent crashes, etc), its computer (ecm, ecu, black box, etc) may have become infected with this nasty computer virus. This product will safely remove the virus. $199
18. Mirror Image Flipper Film. Did you know that the image you see in your rear view mirrors are reversed! This is a manufacturing flaw that the auto companies have kept secret for years as the recall would cost BILLIONS! This film can be cut and placed over any mirror to correct the image. Now you'll be able to read signs in the rear view mirror! $5 per square ft.
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#4
12-28-2010, 09:27 PM
As for the virus eliminator my freinds and I kinda already did that one. We reprogrammed this annoying guys diesel to run like crap. Dang thing had sooo many blinking lights on the dash after we got done with it lol. Here is another add I have for the list
Are you left handed? do you feel left out buying manuel transmission vehicles? Well have no worrys they say everything can be fixed with duct tape and a hammer! And boy do we have the perfect selection of left handed hammers IN STOCK! starting @ $12.99
Are you left handed? do you feel left out buying manuel transmission vehicles? Well have no worrys they say everything can be fixed with duct tape and a hammer! And boy do we have the perfect selection of left handed hammers IN STOCK! starting @ $12.99
Last edited by Thor_449; 12-28-2010 at 09:29 PM.
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